Ben: I'm so psyched to be let down.
Ben: You have no idea.
Me: You are a masochist.
Ben: I hope I do not have inflated expectation of how bad it is going to be.
Ben: I'd like to think that it is so bad that it is actually worse than I can even imagine.
Ben: A mind-expanding experience.
Me: The 2001: A Space Odyssey of bad endings.
Ben: My god, it's full of shit.
Me: Speaking of disappointing science fiction franchises.
Ben: 2002: A Space Illiad.
Me: Did you finish that book about old people yet?
Ben: I am on page
Ben: 60
Ben: of like 800.
Ben: That's not too bad!
Me: Did the plot start yet?
Ben: The main character is experiencing the onset of INSOMNIA.
Ben: Roll opening credits.
Me: Are you excited for Stephen King's treatise on abortion?
Ben: Oh god.
Ben: I figured this would just be a subplot.
Me: It is a running theme.
Ben: Is this book this ATLAS SHRUGGED of abortion?
Ben: That would be a good blurb for the back
Ben: regardless of its truth.
Ben: "The ATLAS SHRUGGED of abortion." ~ Richard
Me: Pretty sure I saw Blaine the Mono in the trailer.
Ben: For Dartower 1?
Me: For Atlas Shrugged.
Me: The Dark Tower movie got canceled I think.
Ben: The Atlas Shrugged/Dartower crossover.
Me: Every book is a subset of the Stephen King multiverse.
Ben: Including this Facebook conversation.
Me: Scorponok and Terrorsaur fall into Roland's world in book 6.
Ben: Honestly if I opened WOLVES OF THE CALLA to find that Susannah had been replaced by Scorponok I would be fucking psyched.
Ben: SONG OF SCORPONOK.
Ben: The Bulldozer King will reward me highly for this!
