Ben: I'm mildly disconcerted at how Stephen King seems to revel in the incessant physical torture of this twelve year-old child.
Ben: Er, Not-Stephen-King. Jonas Freedemayer or whatever his stupid pseudonym is.
Ben: Amused that this description is nonspecific enough that you even need to ask.
Ben: THE TALISMAN.
Ben: Replace "child abuse" with "underage sadomasochism" and we'll be in agreement.
Ben: PETRELLI! OH MY GOD!!!
Ben: I don't see the wind-in-the-keyglass insignia anywhere on the jacket of this book. Am I even supposed to be reading this?
Ben: You shit, how are we supposed to bond over our shared experiences if you weren't even forced to endure the experience.
Ben: How magnanimous of you.
Ben: Ignominuous? I don't know what either of these words mean.
Ben: Later, I'm still jetlagged from flying back from Vancouver. Being Judas Friedlander is exhausting.
