Ben: Are we seeing DARTOWER tomorrow or what?
Ben: Is it even in theaters anymore? We can just go see Blade Runner and pretend that it's an artistic adaptation.
Ben: I think that nowhere in the entire world is still showing The Dark Tower.
Ben: I'd torrent it but Dr. Who is taking up all my bandwidth.
Ben: I'll tell all your colleagues about the time I put gum in your hair and then you pushed me off a roof and broke my back.
Me: Do you still experience crippling back pain every time the seasons change?
Me: The "dry twist" if you will.
Ben: Haha no, just depression.
Me: Imitation recommended.
