Ann: I am being forced to watch the phantom menace. Help.
Ann: I live with a lunatic who thinks you must watch every movie from a series in order every time a new one comes out
Ann: So far I am reminded of standing in front of my 9th grade class giving an effortless performance of a scene from a play we are studying
Ann: Am I supposed to laugh at the jokes?
Ann: Why is there so much shit on my screen?
Ann: What am I supposed to focus on
Ann: Those boys waddling into the water like they too cool to do the super dive. Bitch, look at your hair. You're not fooling anyone.
Ann: Big doo doo? Did my one year old write this script?
Ann: Did Jubba lose weight?
Ann: Gooberfish...😐
Ann: Why are they all speaking English? Did they think their audience would be too stupid to read subtitles? Well...if you enjoy this film...🤷♀️ Maybe so.
Ann: Can you imagine being a 55 year old man and writing this dialogue? Chucking to yourself as you type "doo doo" and "gooberfish.
Ann: This queen has the worst and weakest entourage ever
Ann: Shield generators been hit! Mommmm! Help meeee!
Ann: Why he gotta sit down if he's a hologram
Ann: Can someone hand that slimy gray creature a napkin? His slick skin is grossing me out
Ann: Is that great grandpa r2 d2?
Ann: It's so funny when aliens step in Dino shit
Ann: Trailer trash alien flies?
Ann: Love at first sight. Anakin and padme
Ann: He is a PERSON!
Ann: This lunatic is translating the alien dialogue for me and laughing at himself for remembering it by heart
Ann: These are my friends mom. A strange foreign older man, his companions and a queen in disguise...can you make us pb&j?
Ann: 5 year old anakin is gonna fix a ship for a powerful Jedi
Ann: "The queen doesn't need to know." Oh shit. PLOT TWIST coming
Ann: These kids teasing the future Darth Vader. They're gonna be sorry. They will ALL be sorry
Ann: "I'm gonna be the first one to see them all!" So I can rule and enslave the universe!
Ann: I have this strong desire to scroll through Facebook instead of watching the rest of this.
Ann: Why he got a walking stick if he flies? Reminds me of the overweight walle like people capable of walking using scooters at walmart
Ann: My cat is kneading my heart beat bear and that is more interesting than this pile of rubbish
Ann: Why is dodou here?
Ann: You can't have a Star Wars film without a farting anteater camel
Ann: No one wants to see Jubba unless there's a good bikini Leia beside him
Ann: Your engine probably stalled because you're team mystic
Ann: I'm bored. Can I just browse through fb with a shitty movie on in the background like a normal person
Ann: I can see cp320s brain spinning. Is this ok?
Ann: CAn this race end already? This could have been condensed to 10 seconds.
Ann: My name ain't anakin no more, it's ice. Ice.
Ann: Can we fast forward? Even anakins mom is playing on the iPad now
Ann: The crowds are going nuts this dragged irrevelent scene is finally OVER
Ann: "Take my son with you."
"Can I go, mom?"
SHE JUST SAID YOU COULD
Ann: As a mother, I could never justify letting my son travel the universe with a Jedi, alien and disguised queen without me.
Ann: My little baby anakin legs are tired! Wait!
Ann: i need to get some waters from the grocery story. Some mandarin oranges too.
Ann: I've already tuned this shit out. My mind is now showing me a cooking video.
Ann: Holy shit they need some traffic control up there
Ann: YODA. Save this film!
Ann: Ewww how his flappy neck keep that egg head supported
Ann: Coneheads crossover?
Ann: Don't tell frank but imma about to take a nap with my eyes open
Ann: Who told fake padme that makeup looked good? Learn about contouring, girl.
Ann: Your buttchin gives you away. I already know you're the evil king with your hood up
Ann: Baby Darth Vader is annoying af
Ann: This movie is severely lacking Han Solo. I'm bored out of my goddamn mind. Can we just watch the originals and the sequels?
Ann: Why isn't r2d2 taking a bow?
Ann: Oooh that's a fancy wand #darthmaul
Ann: My son is pointing at jarjar binks and babbling something that sounds positive about this character. Lord help me.
Ann: Expelliarums!!
Ann: It sucked
