Thanksgiving

Me: Happy Thanksgiv…wait….Christmas is coming?!?.....sweeeeeeeeeeeetttt!!! Let there be snow :)  

Ben: Are you high?  

Me: Yeah huffin' tryptophan.  

Ben: Was actually reading some more INSOMNIA in order to kill time that would otherwise be spent with my family. 

Me: Are they all telling racist jokes?  

Ben: Omg it’s like you’re right here.

Halloweentown High

 

Ben: Remember how my mom borrowed your copy of EVERYTHING’S EVENTUAL to read in the hospital after my grandma was crushed to dust?

Me: Yes why?

Ben: Because for some ineffable reason she packed the book away with all her Halloween decorations.

Me: Maybe she thought it was a Halloween book.

Ben: Stephen King is scary like Halloween is scary.

Me: Is it gone forever now?

Ben: At least until next Halloween. We'll have to postpone our blog’s thrilling conclusion until then.  

Me: You already finished that book, you asshole.

Ben: So I guess this would be a good time to ask when the next DARTOWER book is coming out.

Me: Didn't you hear? That series is finished.

Ben: FUCKING spoiler alert!!  

Me: Hurry up and finish Christopher Nolan's INSOMNIA, Father Callahan comes back in the next book.

Ben: WHO??!
 
Me: My god, your brain is full of holes.

A Cure for Insomnia

Ben: You should be proud of me.

Ben: I got like 30 more pages into INSOMNIA 

Ben: while handing out Halloween candy. 

Ben: I remember reading THE STAND while handing out candy last yaer. 

Ben: Yarr.

Me: We passed our two-year anniversary last month. 

Ben: Thanks for ruining my momentum, THE STAND. 

Me: It's like you actually are on a journey to reach the Tower. 

Ben: How long did it take them to reach the Tower in the books, irl? 

Me: Time is out of joint or something. 

Me: Has anything else happened in the book yet? 

Me: Is it just old people talking about incontinence and abortion? 

Ben: Lady got betten up. 

Ben: By her hubbind. 

Me: That's like the first thing that happens. 

Ben: Did I mention that I am on like page 90? 

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

Ben: lol @ your rage. 

Me: You're killing me.