Ben: Remember how my mom borrowed your copy of EVERYTHING’S EVENTUAL to read in the hospital after my grandma was crushed to dust?
Me: Yes why?
Ben: Because for some ineffable reason she packed the book away with all her Halloween decorations.
Me: Maybe she thought it was a Halloween book.
Ben: Stephen King is scary like Halloween is scary.
Me: Is it gone forever now?
Ben: At least until next Halloween. We'll have to postpone our blog’s thrilling conclusion until then.
Me: You already finished that book, you asshole.
Ben: So I guess this would be a good time to ask when the next DARTOWER book is coming out.
Me: Didn't you hear? That series is finished.
Ben: FUCKING spoiler alert!!
Me: Hurry up and finish Christopher Nolan's INSOMNIA, Father Callahan comes back in the next book.
Ben: WHO??!
Me: My god, your brain is full of holes.
Me: Yes why?
Ben: Because for some ineffable reason she packed the book away with all her Halloween decorations.
Me: Maybe she thought it was a Halloween book.
Ben: Stephen King is scary like Halloween is scary.
Me: Is it gone forever now?
Ben: At least until next Halloween. We'll have to postpone our blog’s thrilling conclusion until then.
Me: You already finished that book, you asshole.
Ben: So I guess this would be a good time to ask when the next DARTOWER book is coming out.
Me: Didn't you hear? That series is finished.
Ben: FUCKING spoiler alert!!
Me: Hurry up and finish Christopher Nolan's INSOMNIA, Father Callahan comes back in the next book.
Ben: WHO??!
Me: My god, your brain is full of holes.
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