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Me: How come the firebenders can conjure fire out of thin air but all the other ones can only control elements that are already there?

Paul: Fire is pure spirit and comes from the heart/breath/the Force/it's a kid's show.

Paul: Avatar or Korra?

Me: Avytar the Last Genderbender

Paul: Avva Tar the Lost MarsEnder

Me: Magneto: That's quite a talent you have there, Pyro.

Pyro: I can only manipulate the fire. I can't create it. [closes his hand, extinguishing the flames]

Magneto: You are a god among insects. Never let anyone tell you different.

Me: See even Bryan Singer knew that and he's a [redacted].

Paul: Marsfencer > y man

Paul: Jesus Christ

Paul: Yeah man it's Spirit.

Paul: It's in the breath.

Paul: What episode are you on?

Me: 9

Me: Only 400 more to go before I can read your article.

Paul: Remember Zuko practicing breathing, and the candles growing and shrinking with him?

Paul: Idk maybe that hasn't happened yet.

Paul: Ep.s 12 and 13 are where it starts to get gangster.

Paul: Like, I rewatched the first season and only bothered to watch 1, 2, 3, 4, 8, 9, 12, 13, and the finale.

Me: That girl should be able to generate water attacks from humidity in the atmosphere.

Me: I can't suspend my disbelief for this trash.

Paul: Hahaha

Me: Why did they use real animal names for all the weird anime creatures?

Me: Never to be explained?

Paul: Hahaha

Paul: Look.

Paul: The humidity in the atmosphere prevents animals from screwing anything but other species.

Paul: In the beginning, there were just bears.

Paul: And plttpuses.

Paul: Now there are platypus bears.

Paul: This is called "progress."

Paul: The finale is pretty cool not gonna lie.

Me: Does Takaro kill someone by ripping all the moisture out of their body?

Me: Like that salt monster in Star Track.

Paul: "Takaro"

Paul: FU she's my waifu.

Paul: No she just

Paul: does something similar but creepier.

Me: How old are these characters supposed to be?

Paul: Katara's 14?

Paul: Aang is 12.

Paul: Sokka maybe 15.

Paul: Zuko's definitely 16.

Paul: Who will you ship?

Paul: Who should do whom?

Me: Socko should do that geisha who taught him genderbending in episode 4.

Paul: Hahaha

Paul: You fucker.

Me: "I'm a warrior...but I'm also a girl."

Paul: Spoilers: he totes does.

Paul: They do it hard.

Paul: This is a real show.

Paul: Man.

Paul: This is CarTender.

Paul: Not Y mans.

Paul: She geisha-kissed him.

Paul: Which is where you cüm all over the place from a kiss.

Paul: And then you are arrested for being a child.

Paul: Related: just saw an anime called Akika.

Paul: No.

Paul: Akikan.

Me: Ikea.

Paul: It's about an guy

Paul: who buys a melon soda

Paul: but the soda can is actually a pretty anime girl!

Paul: And when he drinks the soda she changes form and is kissing him omg.

Paul: Also he is a soda can otaku and has a glass case in his bedroom full of different cans.

Me: Miyazaki has really gone downhill.

Paul: He's a slutty nerd.

Me: I feel like Nickelodeon stole the six-legged flying white buffalo from one of his movies.

Me: It probably had visible genitalia there though.

Paul: Remember that catbus?

Paul: So mawaii.

Paul: Dhnd dndnc dndk. Doelsms

Paul: Ugyuuuû~~

Paul: Yeah the fireduel in ep3 is kind of the coolest thing that happens for a long time.

Me: George Takei and Michael Dorn both guest starred in like the next episode after that.

Paul: Really!

Paul: Who did they play?

Paul: The Kyoshi warrior episode?

Me: This series is several hundred episodes too short to follow anime tradition of nothing ever happening though.

Paul: Yeah I know right?

Paul: Even so, season seems slow.

Paul: They pick up in other seasons.

Paul: And Korra is BAM BAM BAM superfast.

Me: Sulu was the firebender captain of the drilling platform where the groundbenders were in jail.

Paul: Hahaha

Me: Michael was the father of the groundbender kid they met I think?

Paul: Cool.

Me: Then Worf murdered Sulu by throwing him into the ocean after he begged for mercy because he couldn't swim.

Paul: Hey, remember when the waterbender girl

Paul: what's her name, Totoro?

Me: My Neighbor Torkoal

Paul: Remember when she got that guy arrested?

Paul: Fuck Torkoal.

Paul: A fucking pokeyman based on steam.

Paul: That kid.

Paul: By telling him to earthbend.

Me: Yeah his father was Michael Dorn I think maybe.

Me: He had the anime giant double bangs.

Paul: Kawaii.

Paul: ~~

Paul: Well it's a cool show.

Paul: But it gets a lot better in the second season I think.

Paul: Not in a gay way either.

Me: Not sure if there is such thing as a non-gay cool anime.

Me: Besides Jackie Chan Adventures.

Paul: Was that good?

Me: I liked the first story arc with the magic talismans, didn't watch as much of the later arcs with the animal spirits, demons, kabuki masks, etc.

Paul: I want to watch Mike Tyson Adva

Me: I think each season was like a series of fetch quests where Jackie Chan had to collect a certain number of magical items or else demons would take over the world idk.

Me: So funni when Mike Tyrone cameoed in The Hangover.

Paul: The French title of that movie

Paul: was

Paul: (in English)

Paul: "Very Bad Trip"

Me: The French don't have a word for hangover because they are such lightweights they pass out long before they can drink enough to get one.

Paul: Gueule de bois.

Paul: "Wooden forehead" literally.

Paul: So yeah they basically don't even lift.

Paul: Should I join the Piece Core?

Paul: Or will I die?

Me: My cousin was in that for a year, he moved across country to New York to build a school, it was completely destroyed by a hurricane then the NYPD curb stomped him and threw him in jail.

Paul: That's what I call "Kent State."

Me: Hands up don't shoot

Paul: Flowers in guns don't poot

Paul: Talking with you is like swimming in a hurricane.

Paul: "You never quite know what will happen next!"