My Kung Fu Anime Lesbian Daughter

Me: Finally finished your teen girl anime.

Me: 7/10 show but I give it an 11 because two girls held hands in the last second.

Paul: "Better concept than execution" sums it up.

Paul: Also great fight scenes.

Me: Having read the top comments on your article idk if I should even write a rebuttal now since it seems like everyone already shares my opinion.

Me: Not to dump on your lesbian anime daughter because she still had a better show than the one with the heavy black outlines and stylized character designs where everyone has sharp edges.

Me: Aka ALL OF THEM.

Paul: So avatar > anime?

Me:  Avatar > Korra > Yu-Gi-Oh season 1 > Death Note > Pokemon Indigo League > the rest of Yu-Gi-Oh > the ending of Death Note > Digimon > Samurai Shamu

Me: I think that's all the animes.

Me: Oh wait this one 

 

Me: Which is on a VHS tape in my parents' attic.

Paul: Denver le dernier dinosaur is better.

Me: That's not anime though.

Me: Also Barn Beagle and I tried watching it in college and it was terrible.

Paul: There is currently a social media campaign to recognize best freinds.

Paul: Thanks, Farcblog.

Paul: Well of course.

Paul: You watched it with Barn Beagle.

Paul: Beagles have never been able to appreciate anime.

Me: DENVER THE LAST DINOSAUR

Me: HE'S MY FRIEND AND A WHOLE LOT MORE

Paul: Yeah Korra is basically my kung-fu anime lesbian alter ego/daughter

Paul: so I can't help it.

Paul: Hey hey but what about that Toph, amirite?

Me: Season highlight.

Me: I did not dislike the show, it was good, but Avytar was better.

Me: Still wish they would do shows for the next earth and fire Avytars.

Me: While the setting continues to decay in post-industrial blight.

Me: Then in the last one they're in space.

Paul: Hahahaha

Paul: That would be great.

Paul: Avatar: The Legend of Rocky: Pennsylvania

Paul: Avatar: The Tale of Flamo: The Moon