Ben: Before I can start this last book I have to Photoshop myself into an illustration of the Dark Tower.
Ben: For my fb profile pic.
Ben: This could take longer than the entire series has taken to read.
Ben: Facebook might not still exist by the time I get around to doing this.
Ben: What’s the over/under on civilization surviving past 2017 anyway?
Ben: How high are you right now?
Me: Donald Trump was the Crimson King all along.
Ben: Yet who shall be our Childe Rolande, coming on the dartower?
Ben: This summer, William Vaughn IS “The Gunslinger”
Me: Stephen King's THE DARK TOWER series is your own Dark Tower irl.
Ben: Coming on your books as we speak.
Me: Putting to use what you've learned of Stefan King's writing style in the last six years, what are your hopes/expectations/dreads for the epic conclusion?
Ben: Last line of the book: “The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.”
Ben: Except the gunslinger is no-legged Susannah or smth.
Ben: Oh shit, or Stephen King himself.
Ben: The man in black? Also Stephen King.
Ben: For my fb profile pic.
Ben: This could take longer than the entire series has taken to read.
Ben: Facebook might not still exist by the time I get around to doing this.
Ben: What’s the over/under on civilization surviving past 2017 anyway?
Ben: How high are you right now?
Me: Donald Trump was the Crimson King all along.
Ben: Yet who shall be our Childe Rolande, coming on the dartower?
Ben: This summer, William Vaughn IS “The Gunslinger”
Me: Stephen King's THE DARK TOWER series is your own Dark Tower irl.
Ben: Coming on your books as we speak.
Me: Putting to use what you've learned of Stefan King's writing style in the last six years, what are your hopes/expectations/dreads for the epic conclusion?
Ben: Last line of the book: “The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.”
Ben: Except the gunslinger is no-legged Susannah or smth.
Ben: Oh shit, or Stephen King himself.
Ben: The man in black? Also Stephen King.
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