Patriot Day

Ben: http://stephenkingsboners.tumblr.com/

Me: I think Stephen King may be a bit of a sex pervert.
 
Me: My father wasn’t the first college-educated, upper-middle-class man to ever get a hard-on for his daughter, and I wasn’t the first daughter to ever find a wet spot on the back of her underpants.

Ben: Watched the Half-inna-Bag, I completely agree with their characterization of Stephen King as a cocaine-fueled sex pervert.

Me: Is that the conclusion you have been building to lo these many years?
 
Me: They're off base with their criticism of the new IT movie though, it's really great.
 
Me: Despite no one running a train on that girl.
 
Ben: Maybe they'll flash back to it in the sequel.