EPISODE 36: TRANSMUTATE
Paul: Jesus Christ.
Paul: This episode is giving me the fucking creeps.
Paul: What an episode jeez.
Paul: So how many Transmutate toys did they sell?
EPISODE 37: THE AGENDA, PART 1
Paul: The Agenda - Part 1/3
Paul: Rattrap is trying to convince Silverbolt to go to a strip club where the robots are without their “torso plates.”
Paul: This is honestly great.
Me: Brah I love Transmutate, what a great episode.
Me: Love to see my heroes deciding to euthanize a [exceptional individual] in a kids show.
Paul: A [exceptional] CHILD
Me: Also the only episode that gives any depth to Rampage.
Paul: Yes.
Paul: That was legit interesting.
Me: Optimus is like I don't have time to deal with this shit, just put a pillow over its face.
Paul: Omg Black Arachnia and Dilbervolt’s relationship is like progressing!!!
Paul: 2nd base at least!
Paul: Um did Air Razor and Tigertron die?
Me: They got written off cuz they sucked.
Me: They'll be back.
Paul: I don’t understand how Black Arachnia and Silverbolt are doing it while the wild couple is still just holding hands. Would’ve expected the opposite.
Paul: It’s just like high school again.
Paul: I wonder what would have happened with Terry Schaivo if she had been able to scream people energy at people.
Paul: Omg the Predacon spy is a RUSSIAN TIGER.
Me: This is some Cold War Red Scare boomer shit.
Paul: Hahahahaha
Paul: Damn they captured Megatron!!
Me: Love to see my heroes deciding to euthanize a [exceptional individual] in a kids show.
Paul: A [exceptional] CHILD
Me: Also the only episode that gives any depth to Rampage.
Paul: Yes.
Paul: That was legit interesting.
Me: Optimus is like I don't have time to deal with this shit, just put a pillow over its face.
Paul: Omg Black Arachnia and Dilbervolt’s relationship is like progressing!!!
Paul: 2nd base at least!
Paul: Um did Air Razor and Tigertron die?
Me: They got written off cuz they sucked.
Me: They'll be back.
Paul: I don’t understand how Black Arachnia and Silverbolt are doing it while the wild couple is still just holding hands. Would’ve expected the opposite.
Paul: It’s just like high school again.
Paul: I wonder what would have happened with Terry Schaivo if she had been able to scream people energy at people.
Paul: Omg the Predacon spy is a RUSSIAN TIGER.
Me: This is some Cold War Red Scare boomer shit.
Paul: Hahahahaha
Paul: Damn they captured Megatron!!
EPISODE 38: THE AGENDA, PART 2
Paul: Now it’s time for spy games.
Paul: Optimus got an office. Nice.
Paul: Hahaha!! Tarantulus was a mole!
Paul: Um did Inferno die?
Paul: Welp.
Paul: What a psycho. Great voice actor.
Paul: I wish he had had more of an arc.
Paul: OMG haha it plays the stupid Transformers sound effect and he turns into a cassette tape.
Paul: I am liking this 3-parter.
Me: DECEPTICONS FOREVER
Me: You may remember him as this character from the original cartoon.
Me:
Paul: He’s Boombox?
Me: He's one of the several cassettes that go inside Boombox.
EPISODE 39: THE AGENDA, PART 3
Paul: Um so to destroy the Maximal ship they’re going to use a comically outsized missile??
Me: They need it for the Dr. Strangelove reference.
Paul: YESSS I NOTICED THAT
Paul: Disappointed Ravage went out like a bitch though.
Me: DECEPTICONS FOREVER
Me: HAIL MOTHER CYBERTRON
Paul: They really have completely forgotten that Airrazor and Tigetron exist.
Paul: Yeah that really sucks that he died so fast.
Paul: Okay but it is ancient Earth.
Paul: And um Megatron I wrote a message on the Voyager disk? Awfully convenient.
Paul: And um they’re in the past... so the Autobot so is still in the volcano?
Paul: That’s pretty nuts.
Paul: That’s a cool twist
Paul: “Die-cast construction. It’s a lost art.”
Paul: Ha
Paul: They lost.
Me: What a melancholy conclusion.
Me: https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Die-cast
Me: "Oh yeah, scoutin the enemy. Find any new positions?"
Paul: That was pretty enjoyable as well. That was great. That and the topless robot restaurant.
Paul: I like the “adult” jokes.
Paul: This show really is a lot like Animorphs.
Paul: In certain ways. Perhaps Animorphs was more vocal on certain points where Transformers is subtle.
Me: They need it for the Dr. Strangelove reference.
Paul: YESSS I NOTICED THAT
Paul: Disappointed Ravage went out like a bitch though.
Me: DECEPTICONS FOREVER
Me: HAIL MOTHER CYBERTRON
Paul: They really have completely forgotten that Airrazor and Tigetron exist.
Paul: Yeah that really sucks that he died so fast.
Paul: Okay but it is ancient Earth.
Paul: And um Megatron I wrote a message on the Voyager disk? Awfully convenient.
Paul: And um they’re in the past... so the Autobot so is still in the volcano?
Paul: That’s pretty nuts.
Paul: That’s a cool twist
Paul: “Die-cast construction. It’s a lost art.”
Paul: Ha
Paul: They lost.
Me: What a melancholy conclusion.
Me: https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Die-cast
Me: "Oh yeah, scoutin the enemy. Find any new positions?"
Paul: That was pretty enjoyable as well. That was great. That and the topless robot restaurant.
Paul: I like the “adult” jokes.
Paul: This show really is a lot like Animorphs.
Paul: In certain ways. Perhaps Animorphs was more vocal on certain points where Transformers is subtle.
Paul:
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