Ben: According to the last couple of volumes of The Dark Tower, in which King uses himself as a character, Stephen King was 22 in 1977, despite having been born in 1947. Possibly justifiable in that parallel worlds are of extreme significance in the story, and it's quite possible that the Stephen King of "Keystone Earth" was born in 1955.
Me: Happy Thanksgiving!
Me: Rereading The Dark Tower out of seasonal gratitude to Stephen King?
Ben: Well I can only read the last half of the extended septology since you stole my other bookd.
Ben: "Book'd", the show where Ashton Kutcher pranks unsuspecting celebrities by beating them senseless with a shoebox of Stephen King novels.
Me: While shouting spoilers at them.
Ben: You can't show that on MTV.
Me: What passed through your mind and heart when you realized Roland’s circular fate?
Ben: Aw shit, here we go again.
Me: Then you had to start the whole series over.
Ben: The dark man skedaddled across the desert, followed by a guy with a gun.
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