Me: Almost through the post-game now so here is my final ranking:
1. Rise
2. Yosuke
3. Chie
4. Dojima-san
5. Marie
6. Kanji
7. Nanako-chan
8. Naoto
9. Fox
10. Teddie (bear)
11. Ai Ebinhara
12. Yukiko
13. Adachi
14. Saki Konishi’s brother
15. Yumi
16. Mrs. Robinson
17. Teddie (human?)
18. Death
19. Margaret
20. Daisuke
21. Stepmom of random kid at daycare
22. Daisuke’s friend
Me: That’s based on failing to finish most social links though. Maybe statutory rapist nurse becomes really interesting once you get her full backstory.
Me: I’ll do everything right in new game plus.
Me: Just like my life.
Paul: If you fuck her then she learns that racism is wrong.
Me: I fucked her so I wouldn’t have to RP as a sexual assault victim. Then the game wanted me to feel bad for her because the wife of some guy she slept with called her a whore or something so I stopped going to the haunted hospital.
Paul: I loved the little brother.
Paul: #14
Paul: Nanako ultimately became very annoying to me after she was kidnapped.
Me: After she was miraculously resurrected for no reason? She’s super kawaii, how could you not want to be her big bro?
Paul: Her resurrection infuriated me.
Paul: Especially after the weepy fucking Japanese spent like 5 minutes saying, "Ahh...Nanako-chan is dead!! N-no, n-n-not Nanako-chan! D-dead, sh-she's d-deaaaad."
Paul: God that scene was over the fucking top.
Me: They didn’t even try to resuscitate her, she just coded and the doctor was like “call it.” Then half an hour later the nurse runs in like “Come quick! Nanako-chan got better!” Did her heart just start beating again in the morgue?
Paul: Yosuke + Dojima are awesome, agree.
Paul: I think the stupid Japanese script was harsh on Yosuke, he was the asshole character, the dense over who says clownish shit for cheap laughs while making the PC look cool in comparison.
Paul: But his story was interesting and spoke to the economic reality of our times.
Me: I didn’t think I would like him because he started out as an assclown/raging homophobe but he turned out to be a real Brosuke.
Me:
1. Rise
2. Yosuke
3. Chie
4. Dojima-san
5. Marie
6. Kanji
7. Nanako-chan
8. Naoto
9. Fox
10. Teddie (bear)
11. Ai Ebinhara
12. Yukiko
13. Adachi
14. Saki Konishi’s brother
15. Yumi
16. Mrs. Robinson
17. Teddie (human?)
18. Death
19. Margaret
20. Daisuke
21. Stepmom of random kid at daycare
22. Daisuke’s friend
Me: That’s based on failing to finish most social links though. Maybe statutory rapist nurse becomes really interesting once you get her full backstory.
Me: I’ll do everything right in new game plus.
Me: Just like my life.
Paul: If you fuck her then she learns that racism is wrong.
Me: I fucked her so I wouldn’t have to RP as a sexual assault victim. Then the game wanted me to feel bad for her because the wife of some guy she slept with called her a whore or something so I stopped going to the haunted hospital.
Paul: I loved the little brother.
Paul: #14
Paul: Nanako ultimately became very annoying to me after she was kidnapped.
Me: After she was miraculously resurrected for no reason? She’s super kawaii, how could you not want to be her big bro?
Paul: Her resurrection infuriated me.
Paul: Especially after the weepy fucking Japanese spent like 5 minutes saying, "Ahh...Nanako-chan is dead!! N-no, n-n-not Nanako-chan! D-dead, sh-she's d-deaaaad."
Paul: God that scene was over the fucking top.
Me: They didn’t even try to resuscitate her, she just coded and the doctor was like “call it.” Then half an hour later the nurse runs in like “Come quick! Nanako-chan got better!” Did her heart just start beating again in the morgue?
Paul: Yosuke + Dojima are awesome, agree.
Paul: I think the stupid Japanese script was harsh on Yosuke, he was the asshole character, the dense over who says clownish shit for cheap laughs while making the PC look cool in comparison.
Paul: But his story was interesting and spoke to the economic reality of our times.
Me: I didn’t think I would like him because he started out as an assclown/raging homophobe but he turned out to be a real Brosuke.
Me:
Paul: His parents' big box store ruining the town's business, and he has to go to school with everybody's kids...that was honestly pretty sad.
Me: Those mean girls working part-time at Junes kept making him change their schedule then made fun of him over the girl he liked dying lmao.
Me: Fortunately he didn’t yell at me when I tried to fight them like Chie and Naoto did.
Paul: Haha did they?
Paul: Naoto was cool! Best shadow boss fight.
Me: There’s a part in their social links where you can try to fight somebody for them and they get offended if you do lol.
Me: There’s a guy with a knife! What will you do?
> Protect Naoto
> Push Naoto in front of you
Me: “Senpai! I’m the world’s greatest detective, don’t try to protect me just because I’m a girl!”
Me: You ingrate!
Paul: I don't remember hanging out with death.
Me: There’s this old lady in a mourning dress who’s like “I AM DEATH… lol jk my husband just died.” Never saw her again though so she stayed at rank 1.
Paul: I loved that old woman!! She was a lonely old widow, it was sweet.
Paul: I completed her social link immediately lol I love fucking old people.
Me: “I love fucking old people.” - Paul ‘GILF Fucker’ Hendershot
Me: Idk I never saw her when running around town, idk where or when she spawns.
Paul: Riverbank.
Paul: Really you liked Rise? I know she turned it to be a pretty real person in the end, but idk I liked 1 Chie 2 Naoto 3 Yukiko 4 Rise of the main girls.
Me: I won’t accept this slander. Rise is best girl.
Me: She and Roger are going to get married and run a small tofu restaurant in the Japanese countryside.
Paul: Who is Roger?
Paul: Did you name your PC Roger hahaha
Paul: Rise was cool. honestly all the people you could date were chill in the end, once you got to know them. Even Ai Ebihara apparently, though I thought she was a nasty slut so I never did her link.
Me: Her social link is like Jack in ME2 where you get the option to bone her early but you have to turn her down to get her to realize her self-worth and stop being a slut.
Me: I just friendzoned all the girls once Rise joined the party.
Me: It was super awkward with Yukiko, she was like come to this shrine with me, I SAID A PRAYER TO BECOME A WOMAN WORTHY OF YOU.
“Oh….. we’re just friends.”
Paul: Nooo Yukiko, haha
Me: Those mean girls working part-time at Junes kept making him change their schedule then made fun of him over the girl he liked dying lmao.
Me: Fortunately he didn’t yell at me when I tried to fight them like Chie and Naoto did.
Paul: Haha did they?
Paul: Naoto was cool! Best shadow boss fight.
Me: There’s a part in their social links where you can try to fight somebody for them and they get offended if you do lol.
Me: There’s a guy with a knife! What will you do?
> Protect Naoto
> Push Naoto in front of you
Me: “Senpai! I’m the world’s greatest detective, don’t try to protect me just because I’m a girl!”
Me: You ingrate!
Paul: I don't remember hanging out with death.
Me: There’s this old lady in a mourning dress who’s like “I AM DEATH… lol jk my husband just died.” Never saw her again though so she stayed at rank 1.
Paul: I loved that old woman!! She was a lonely old widow, it was sweet.
Paul: I completed her social link immediately lol I love fucking old people.
Me: “I love fucking old people.” - Paul ‘GILF Fucker’ Hendershot
Me: Idk I never saw her when running around town, idk where or when she spawns.
Paul: Riverbank.
Paul: Really you liked Rise? I know she turned it to be a pretty real person in the end, but idk I liked 1 Chie 2 Naoto 3 Yukiko 4 Rise of the main girls.
Me: I won’t accept this slander. Rise is best girl.
Me: She and Roger are going to get married and run a small tofu restaurant in the Japanese countryside.
Paul: Who is Roger?
Paul: Did you name your PC Roger hahaha
Paul: Rise was cool. honestly all the people you could date were chill in the end, once you got to know them. Even Ai Ebihara apparently, though I thought she was a nasty slut so I never did her link.
Me: Her social link is like Jack in ME2 where you get the option to bone her early but you have to turn her down to get her to realize her self-worth and stop being a slut.
Me: I just friendzoned all the girls once Rise joined the party.
Me: It was super awkward with Yukiko, she was like come to this shrine with me, I SAID A PRAYER TO BECOME A WOMAN WORTHY OF YOU.
“Oh….. we’re just friends.”
Paul: Nooo Yukiko, haha
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