Ben: Shit, you actually weren't lying about INSOMNIA.
Ben: Remind me what happens in
that book? Some old dude can't sleep for the first half, which made for
an actually decent story, and then in the second half he and his
withered girlfriend turn into kids to fight aliens, akin to geriatric
Animorphs?
Ben: Hahaha, you weren't lying about the not-canon part either. What was even the point of this exchange?
Ben: I can't believe motherfucking Susannah is still alive.
Ben: I'm preparing a strongly-worded letter to Stephen King to berate him for this oversight.
Ben: I was really, really hoping he would bring the black lady CEO with him and just forget Susannah ever existed.
Ben: Reading a subchapter
wherein Stephen King (the character) reflects upon writing the book's
previous subchapter and Stephen King (the author) tries to defuse any of
his Constant Readers who are mad at him for killing Jake by professing
that Stephen King (both of them) had no say in the matter. This isn't
HOUSE OF LEAVES, you fuck!
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