Things You See in a Graveyard

Me: Did you finish that vampire book yet?

Ben: I've actually read three chapters today.

Ben: I just finished BOOK ONE.

Me: What happened?

Ben: Father Callahan invited the gravedigger to sleep over at his house and he heard the vampire child coming through the window and feeding.

Ben: END OF ACT

Me: What the hell.

Me: I don't remember that at all.

Me: Who's the gravedigger?

Ben: Mike something.

Ben: Remember the scene where he's mesmerized by the child looking at him from inside the coffin as he tries to bury it before sundown.

Ben: It was like the best scene so far.

Me: Oh yeah.

Me: That was creepy.

Me: I thought you might have meant a different scene but that's not till later.

Ben: No spoilers!

Me: Hurry up and finish it so you can get back to the hunt for the DARTOWER.