Me: OK that review wasn't bad and the movie looks like it probably does really suck
Me: but a lot of what he said isn't really applicable to the book so I call BULLSHIT.
Ben: How bad were these tears, was it like a gentle rain or a deluge of weeping?
Me: They weren't like streaming down my face but they actually left my eyes.
Ben: I think that's referred to as "misty."
Me: No, when tears build up in your eyes but don't actually overflow it's misty.
Me: When they come out of your eyes it's crying.
Me: When they continuously stream down your face for an extended period it's weeping.
Ben: Brb, I need to consult with urban dictionary on the matter.
Me: I think you need to consult with your mom's dick.
Ben: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=misty
Me: I love you Misty, forever and ever.
Me: "Whoa, wait a minute. I'm gettin' all misty! I do not need you to see me like this!"
Ben: by Your one and only Dan Dec 9, 2005
Ben: Oh my god Dan.
Me: RIP
Ben: They served hot wings at the viewing.
Me: He loved them.
Ben: I covertly stuffed one in his coffin for his journey into the Egyptian afterlife.
Me: If only he'd had his bird book with him at the end.
Ben: He died as he lived.
Me: Miserably.
Ben: Well I am glad you enjoyed it.
Ben: The ending was too preposterous for Gabrielle, and even though she loved the rest of the book it turned her off of Stephen King forever.
Me: The ending ending was great, so I assume you mean the final confrontation with IT.
Ben: I don't think she was a fan of the prepubescent gangbang either.
Ben: Honestly I've never read the book so I don't know what any of this means.
Ben: I didn't even watch the review of the movie.
Me: Why did you keep telling me to watch it then?
Ben: Just to be an ass, I suppose.
Me: The only reason I started reading the book was because you said the review made you not want to read any of the DARTOWER books.
Ben: Pics or it didn't happen.
Ben: Oh wait, I do remember saying something like that.
Ben: But that's because all I heard of the review was the Nostalgia Critic saying that Stephen King sucked over and over again.
Ben: Not any story specifics.
Me: Some of the stuff he made fun of was fair, like Stephen King's love of the Magical [African American] and one-dimensional bullies.
Me: But then he'd just make fun of him for writing about the same themes in multiple books lol.
Ben: Did you actually read the article about the Dark Tower game?
Ben: Are you psyched about the accompanying major motion picture trilogy and tie-in television series?
Me: That seems like it could be either really cool or really terrible.
Me: I can't imagine a straight film adaptation not sucking
Me: because there's just so much they'd have to leave out.
Me: I've never heard of this kind of mixed media project before though.
Me: Then again, Ron Howard is directing, so...
Ben: So...?
Ben: He was Ralphie in HAPPY DAYS.
Me: No he wasn't.
Me: He was Richie.
Ben: What does that have to do with anything?
Me: Ralph Malph was a different character, you shit.
Me: but a lot of what he said isn't really applicable to the book so I call BULLSHIT.
Ben: How bad were these tears, was it like a gentle rain or a deluge of weeping?
Me: They weren't like streaming down my face but they actually left my eyes.
Ben: I think that's referred to as "misty."
Me: No, when tears build up in your eyes but don't actually overflow it's misty.
Me: When they come out of your eyes it's crying.
Me: When they continuously stream down your face for an extended period it's weeping.
Ben: Brb, I need to consult with urban dictionary on the matter.
Me: I think you need to consult with your mom's dick.
Ben: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=misty
Me: I love you Misty, forever and ever.
Me: "Whoa, wait a minute. I'm gettin' all misty! I do not need you to see me like this!"
Ben: by Your one and only Dan Dec 9, 2005
Ben: Oh my god Dan.
Me: RIP
Ben: They served hot wings at the viewing.
Me: He loved them.
Ben: I covertly stuffed one in his coffin for his journey into the Egyptian afterlife.
Me: If only he'd had his bird book with him at the end.
Ben: He died as he lived.
Me: Miserably.
Ben: Well I am glad you enjoyed it.
Ben: The ending was too preposterous for Gabrielle, and even though she loved the rest of the book it turned her off of Stephen King forever.
Me: The ending ending was great, so I assume you mean the final confrontation with IT.
Ben: I don't think she was a fan of the prepubescent gangbang either.
Ben: Honestly I've never read the book so I don't know what any of this means.
Ben: I didn't even watch the review of the movie.
Me: Why did you keep telling me to watch it then?
Ben: Just to be an ass, I suppose.
Me: The only reason I started reading the book was because you said the review made you not want to read any of the DARTOWER books.
Ben: Pics or it didn't happen.
Ben: Oh wait, I do remember saying something like that.
Ben: But that's because all I heard of the review was the Nostalgia Critic saying that Stephen King sucked over and over again.
Ben: Not any story specifics.
Me: Some of the stuff he made fun of was fair, like Stephen King's love of the Magical [African American] and one-dimensional bullies.
Me: But then he'd just make fun of him for writing about the same themes in multiple books lol.
Ben: Did you actually read the article about the Dark Tower game?
Ben: Are you psyched about the accompanying major motion picture trilogy and tie-in television series?
Me: That seems like it could be either really cool or really terrible.
Me: I can't imagine a straight film adaptation not sucking
Me: because there's just so much they'd have to leave out.
Me: I've never heard of this kind of mixed media project before though.
Me: Then again, Ron Howard is directing, so...
Ben: So...?
Ben: He was Ralphie in HAPPY DAYS.
Me: No he wasn't.
Me: He was Richie.
Ben: What does that have to do with anything?
Me: Ralph Malph was a different character, you shit.
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