Friday, January 28, 2011

And so it Goes

 
Me: OK that review wasn't bad and the movie looks like it probably does really suck

Me: but a lot of what he said isn't really applicable to the book so I call BULLSHIT.

Ben: How bad were these tears, was it like a gentle rain or a deluge of weeping?

Me: They weren't like streaming down my face but they actually left my eyes.

Ben: I think that's referred to as "misty."

Me: No, when tears build up in your eyes but don't actually overflow it's misty.

Me: When they come out of your eyes it's crying.

Me: When they continuously stream down your face for an extended period it's weeping.

Ben: Brb, I need to consult with urban dictionary on the matter.

Me: I think you need to consult with your mom's dick.

Ben: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=misty

Me: I love you Misty, forever and ever.

Me: "Whoa, wait a minute. I'm gettin' all misty! I do not need you to see me like this!"

Ben: by Your one and only Dan Dec 9, 2005

Ben: Oh my god Dan.

Me: RIP

Ben: They served hot wings at the viewing.

Me: He loved them.

Ben: I covertly stuffed one in his coffin for his journey into the Egyptian afterlife.

Me: If only he'd had his bird book with him at the end.

Ben: He died as he lived.

Me: Miserably.

Ben: Well I am glad you enjoyed it.

Ben: The ending was too preposterous for Gabrielle, and even though she loved the rest of the book it turned her off of Stephen King forever.

Me: The ending ending was great, so I assume you mean the final confrontation with IT.

Ben: I don't think she was a fan of the prepubescent gangbang either.

Ben: Honestly I've never read the book so I don't know what any of this means.

Ben: I didn't even watch the review of the movie.

Me: Why did you keep telling me to watch it then?

Ben: Just to be an ass, I suppose.

Me: The only reason I started reading the book was because you said the review made you not want to read any of the DARTOWER books.

Ben: Pics or it didn't happen.

Ben: Oh wait, I do remember saying something like that.

Ben: But that's because all I heard of the review was the Nostalgia Critic saying that Stephen King sucked over and over again.

Ben: Not any story specifics.

Me: Some of the stuff he made fun of was fair, like Stephen King's love of the Magical [African American] and one-dimensional bullies.

Me: But then he'd just make fun of him for writing about the same themes in multiple books lol.

Ben: Did you actually read the article about the Dark Tower game?

Ben: Are you psyched about the accompanying major motion picture trilogy and tie-in television series?

Me: That seems like it could be either really cool or really terrible.

Me: I can't imagine a straight film adaptation not sucking

Me: because there's just so much they'd have to leave out.

Me: I've never heard of this kind of mixed media project before though.

Me: Then again, Ron Howard is directing, so...

Ben: So...?

Ben: He was Ralphie in HAPPY DAYS.

Me: No he wasn't.

Me: He was Richie.

Ben: What does that have to do with anything?

Me: Ralph Malph was a different character, you shit.

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