The Bimbly-Bumbler

Ben: Yu-Gi-Oh! GX is to television as Hall Of The Mountain King is to music.

Me: Remember when they played the real version of that song in The Social Network?

Ben: No.

Ben: I don't remember a single thing about that movie

Ben: because I can't remember things from the future.

Ben: I am not a character searching for THE DARK TOWER.

Me: Did you find it yet?

Ben: Still looking.

Ben: They just ate dinner.

Me: Did the raccoon thing show up yet?

Ben: The bimbly-bumbler?

Ben: Man this world has the dumbest names for things.

Ben: So thankful that God chose Adam to name the animals instead of Stephen King.

Ben: Instead of "sandwiches" they have "popkins."

Ben: But a hamburger is still a hamburger.

Ben: And for some reason nobody has ever bothered to correct Roland on the proper pronunciation of "aspirin."

Me: Tooter fish?

Ben: YES, ROLAND.

Ben: TOOTER FISH.

Ben: I AM SO SICK OF CORRECTING YOU, SURE.

Me: Those are very hard words to pronounce in his language.

Ben: But notice

Ben: that none of the characters from our universe have trouble pronouncing "billy-bumbler."

Ben: King is being cagey about whether or not the people from our universe magically understand Roland's language, or what.

Ben: Or what the hell the difference between High Speech and Low Speech is.

Me: Maybe it's like posh British and Cockney.

Ben: I suppose.

Ben: Have you downloaded the newest version of Firefox yet?

Ben: It is very exciting.

Ben: I am excited.