Me: Did you finish that book yet?
Ben: Not yet.
Ben: THE STAND is literally a metaphorical roadblock.
Me: Did you drive over it with your car?
Ben: Metaphorically.
Ben: I am the car.
Ben: And I am literally being driven over The Stand.
Ben: I guess that makes you the driver.
Ben: And from there it devolves into homosexual fantasy the likes of which Brandon can't even imagine.
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