Me: Isn't People's Choice Awards where Rosie O'Donnell gives someone an orange blimp and then they get slime dumped on them?
Ben: No you're thinking of the Kids' Choice Awards. Kids aren't people.
Me: Rpatz/Kstew Best Kiss 5 years running.
Ben: TRAMPIRE.
Ben: How was the final installment?
Ben: Did it change the feel of the movie at all knowing that the actors really hate each other in real life?
Me: It was a transcendent theater experience, being simultaneously the best and the worst film in the series.
Ben: I heard that Lucille Ball and the lady who played Ethel actually hated each other irl.
Ben: Totally changed the feel of the show.
Me: OH MY GOD WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME!
Ben: I know right?
Ben: Can't even bring myself to watch Lucy any more.
Me: You shit.
Me: Ask your mom if she wants 11 seasons of I Love Lucy on DVD.
Ben: I'm refusing in her absence.
Ben: Anyway you'll have to ask me about INSOMNIA after I get back from exchanging Christmas gifts.
Ben: Don't forget this time.
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