Ben: What comes after AMNESIA? Is it THE TALISMAN or is it WOLVES OF THE CALLA?
Me: WOLFS. Then I think you alternate between Dartower and non-Dartower.
Ben: Why does the table of contents to WOLFS use the same goofy font as the HARRY POTTER chapter titles?
Me: You're going to find out.
Ben: It seems that Stephen King is so starved for beginning-of-chapter quotes that he has been reduced to quoting his own books.
Me: Did he say something about the hand of God?
Ben: "First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire." ~Roland Deschain, of Gilead
Me: These are the most important books of all time, Ben.
Ben: They're certainly the last books I will ever read, at this rate.
Me: Have you read nothing else in the last three years?
Ben: *SOB*
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