Ben: I really can't stand this giggle-bitch
Me: WHO???
Ben: Fuckin preggers giggle bitch
Ben: God damn it, he snuck man/boy love right in there under my nose
Me: What has happened?
Ben: God, please kill this fuckin stupid giggle bitch
Me: Are you trying to scare yourself for Halloween?
Ben: Yes, with ghost stories of retarded men with a dick in each fist being sodomized with firearms
Me: I don't remember that part
Ben: Maybe that part's only in the director's cut
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