Subchapter 22, Chapter 1, Sub-book 1, Book 3, THE DARK TOWER

Ben: "I hate being a cripple," Susannah said crossly.

Me: Did you finish DT3 yet?

Ben: I just quoted you a line.

Ben: It was the line I was reading as I looked up to notice you were online.

Ben: Page 86.

Ben: Or rather

Ben: subchapter 22, chapter 1, sub-book 1, book 3, THE DARK TOWER.

Me: What has happened so far?

Ben: They killed a bearborg.

Ben: And Roland is suddenly not sure if he ever met the boy at all, which I think is really cool.

Ben: Like, if the first book was just the fevered dream of a madman.

Ben: But I also find it hilarious that the source of Roland's insanity over the anguish of losing his boymeat.

Me: You'd never survive in ancient Sparta.

Ben: I'd just equip a foam sword and remain unconquerable.

Me: How is Waste Lands so far?

Me: Did they fight the robot bear yet?

Ben: I like it.

Ben: YES.

Ben: I told you as much.

Me: Oh, I wasn't listening to you.

Ben: Remember that time I paralyzed your thumb for life?

Ben: It was a preemptive strike for your behavior here.

Ben: Remember this.

Me: You did this to me!

Me: All of my LIIIIIIIIIFE!

Me: YOU MADE ME!

Ben: Is that from STAR WARS 3?

Me: We'll find out once you've torrented all the Master episodes.