EPISODE 29: COMING OF THE FUZORS, PART 2
Paul: I can understand your liking this show based on these episodes. They’re pretty sweet.
Paul: And your being willing to sit through the dumber parts of season one for them.
Paul: Like, sometimes in American animation you get a wonderful and classy goofiness
Paul: where there are references all over the place.
Paul: Like the western Sergio Leone moment.
Paul: Anyhow that’s over now, and in the first five seconds of episode 30 all the tension evaporates as the entire Maximal party gets their asses comically kicked.
Paul: Hey so Tarantino called Black Betty a bitch AGAIN.
Paul: When will the violence against women cease?
Paul: The rubber ducky appears!
Me: Yeah season 2 is the highlight when they had the most creative freedom.
Me: 3 is still good but had more meddling from corporate.
Paul: At least it was better than Mass Effect 3!
Me: At least it was better than the Transmetals fighting game for the N64!
Paul: The stakes are honestly pretty high.
Paul: It’s like
Paul: Ifk
Paul: with Rhinox in Purple Space and Optimus inside the moon, they seem outnumbered.
Me: Tigatron and Airazor, everyone's favorite characters, will save the day.
Paul: Nah they fuckin.
Paul: lol Rhinox just wakes up haha.
Paul: Okay well, crisis averted I guess.
Paul: Oh no the shield broke!! And unlike in Star Trek it didn’t flicker off like a bitch but rather TURNED INTO INNUMERABLE SHEETS OF GLASS AND SHATTERED.
Paul: That was cool I thought.
Paul: OMG
Paul: the daen
Paul: Dawn
Paul: The Dawn!
Paul: And the western music returned.
Paul: Um.
Paul: Ummmmm.
Paul: A gorilla on a surfboard.....?
Paul: Okay.
Me:
Paul: And your being willing to sit through the dumber parts of season one for them.
Paul: Like, sometimes in American animation you get a wonderful and classy goofiness
Paul: where there are references all over the place.
Paul: Like the western Sergio Leone moment.
Paul: Anyhow that’s over now, and in the first five seconds of episode 30 all the tension evaporates as the entire Maximal party gets their asses comically kicked.
Paul: Hey so Tarantino called Black Betty a bitch AGAIN.
Paul: When will the violence against women cease?
Paul: The rubber ducky appears!
Me: Yeah season 2 is the highlight when they had the most creative freedom.
Me: 3 is still good but had more meddling from corporate.
Paul: At least it was better than Mass Effect 3!
Me: At least it was better than the Transmetals fighting game for the N64!
Paul: The stakes are honestly pretty high.
Paul: It’s like
Paul: Ifk
Paul: with Rhinox in Purple Space and Optimus inside the moon, they seem outnumbered.
Me: Tigatron and Airazor, everyone's favorite characters, will save the day.
Paul: Nah they fuckin.
Paul: lol Rhinox just wakes up haha.
Paul: Okay well, crisis averted I guess.
Paul: Oh no the shield broke!! And unlike in Star Trek it didn’t flicker off like a bitch but rather TURNED INTO INNUMERABLE SHEETS OF GLASS AND SHATTERED.
Paul: That was cool I thought.
Paul: OMG
Paul: the daen
Paul: Dawn
Paul: The Dawn!
Paul: And the western music returned.
Paul: Um.
Paul: Ummmmm.
Paul: A gorilla on a surfboard.....?
Paul: Okay.
Me:
Me: Scorponok and Terrorsaur are permanently dead btw.
Me: They will never be mentioned again.
Paul: What?!
Paul: um...??
Paul: Terrorsaur is a small loss, he was like Tyrantulous Lite
Paul: but Scorponok was a loyal man.
Paul: Literally the only one.
Me: RIP
Me: Both of those characters had Transmetal toys too so 10-year-old me was waiting for them to return for the whole show.
Me: But they never did.
Paul: I’d imagine that Scorponok was supposed to be Quickstrike. No?
Paul: Like they’re both scorpions?
Me:
Paul: This isn’t the REAL toy, is it???
Paul: That’s the cheapest shit I’ve ever seen.
Paul: It looks like the Indian knock-off of a Happy Meal toy.
Me: Scorponok, Dinobot, and Blackarachnia only got Transmetal versions as Happy Meal toys lol.
Paul: Scorponok was great!
Paul: What a shame that corporate kills off characters in sacrifice to greater toy sales, and what a shame that it does the same for most of its workers lol.
Paul: ITS COMENTARY ON CAPTILM. that’s Ttabsformers
Me: Corporate wanted them to kill Waspinator but they argued that he was a fan favorite so he was allowed to be spared
Me: https://www.theverge.com/21327442/brave-new-world-review-peacock-nbc
Me: Brave New World has nothing to prove
Me: Orgy porgy!
Paul: Hum so what, was it not that good?
Me: I will never know!
Me: They will never be mentioned again.
Paul: What?!
Paul: um...??
Paul: Terrorsaur is a small loss, he was like Tyrantulous Lite
Paul: but Scorponok was a loyal man.
Paul: Literally the only one.
Me: RIP
Me: Both of those characters had Transmetal toys too so 10-year-old me was waiting for them to return for the whole show.
Me: But they never did.
Paul: I’d imagine that Scorponok was supposed to be Quickstrike. No?
Paul: Like they’re both scorpions?
Me:
Paul: This isn’t the REAL toy, is it???
Paul: That’s the cheapest shit I’ve ever seen.
Paul: It looks like the Indian knock-off of a Happy Meal toy.
Me: Scorponok, Dinobot, and Blackarachnia only got Transmetal versions as Happy Meal toys lol.
Paul: Scorponok was great!
Paul: What a shame that corporate kills off characters in sacrifice to greater toy sales, and what a shame that it does the same for most of its workers lol.
Paul: ITS COMENTARY ON CAPTILM. that’s Ttabsformers
Me: Corporate wanted them to kill Waspinator but they argued that he was a fan favorite so he was allowed to be spared
Me: https://www.theverge.com/21327442/brave-new-world-review-peacock-nbc
Me: Brave New World has nothing to prove
Me: Orgy porgy!
Paul: Hum so what, was it not that good?
Me: I will never know!
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