Friday, July 17, 2020

Dead Before Dawn

 EPISODE 29: COMING OF THE FUZORS, PART 2

 
Paul: I can understand your liking this show based on these episodes. They’re pretty sweet.

Paul: And your being willing to sit through the dumber parts of season one for them.

Paul: Like, sometimes in American animation you get a wonderful and classy goofiness

Paul: where there are references all over the place.

Paul: Like the western Sergio Leone moment.

Paul: Anyhow that’s over now, and in the first five seconds of episode 30 all the tension evaporates as the entire Maximal party gets their asses comically kicked.

Paul: Hey so Tarantino called Black Betty a bitch AGAIN.

Paul: When will the violence against women cease?

Paul: The rubber ducky appears!

Me: Yeah season 2 is the highlight when they had the most creative freedom.

Me: 3 is still good but had more meddling from corporate.

Paul: At least it was better than Mass Effect 3!

Me: At least it was better than the Transmetals fighting game for the N64!

Paul: The stakes are honestly pretty high.

Paul: It’s like

Paul: Ifk

Paul: with Rhinox in Purple Space and Optimus inside the moon, they seem outnumbered.

Me: Tigatron and Airazor, everyone's favorite characters, will save the day.

Paul: Nah they fuckin.

Paul: lol Rhinox just wakes up haha.

Paul: Okay well, crisis averted I guess.

Paul: Oh no the shield broke!! And unlike in Star Trek it didn’t flicker off like a bitch but rather TURNED INTO INNUMERABLE SHEETS OF GLASS AND SHATTERED.

Paul: That was cool I thought.

Paul: OMG

Paul: the daen

Paul: Dawn

Paul: The Dawn!

Paul: And the western music returned.

Paul: Um.

Paul: Ummmmm.

Paul: A gorilla on a surfboard.....?

Paul: Okay.

Me:
 
 
Me: Scorponok and Terrorsaur are permanently dead btw.

Me: They will never be mentioned again.

Paul: What?!

Paul: um...??

Paul: Terrorsaur is a small loss, he was like Tyrantulous Lite

Paul: but Scorponok was a loyal man.

Paul: Literally the only one.

Me: RIP

Me: Both of those characters had Transmetal toys too so 10-year-old me was waiting for them to return for the whole show.

Me: But they never did.

Paul: I’d imagine that Scorponok was supposed to be Quickstrike. No?

Paul: Like they’re both scorpions?

Me:



Paul: This isn’t the REAL toy, is it???

Paul: That’s the cheapest shit I’ve ever seen.

Paul: It looks like the Indian knock-off of a Happy Meal toy.

Me: Scorponok, Dinobot, and Blackarachnia only got Transmetal versions as Happy Meal toys lol.

Paul: Scorponok was great!

Paul: What a shame that corporate kills off characters in sacrifice to greater toy sales, and what a shame that it does the same for most of its workers lol.

Paul: ITS COMENTARY ON CAPTILM. that’s Ttabsformers

Me: Corporate wanted them to kill Waspinator but they argued that he was a fan favorite so he was allowed to be spared

Me: https://www.theverge.com/21327442/brave-new-world-review-peacock-nbc

Me: Brave New World has nothing to prove

Me: Orgy porgy!

Paul: Hum so what, was it not that good?

Me: I will never know!

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