EPISODE 28: COMING OF THE FUZORS, PART 1
Paul: Episode 29: Coming of the Fuzors.
Paul: This will be good.
Paul: I cannot fucking deal with the T-Rex's jump-jets and roller blades.
Paul: A stasis pod has landed near a tree with a spider in it.
Paul: I call Predacon otherwise you couldn't have a spider.
Paul: Um okay so it IS earth.
Paul: Dinobot is stealing the golden disks.
Paul: Waspinator gets crushed into a tiny cube over like twenty minutes of vicious cartoon violence.
Paul: Spiderman is still possessing Black Widow, I forgot about that.
Paul: They find a protoform without a spark.
Paul: WILL OPTIMUS'S SOUL RETURN TO INHBIT THIS BODY???
Me: They're going to put Picard in it.
Paul: More importantly, Tigertron calls Airasor "My lady."
Paul: Finally, a reference to the show I definitely need to know exists.
Paul: Even RLM couldn't make Picard enjoyable.
Paul: They were just like tired.
Me: Stop hating women!
Paul: Never while there is breath in this body.
Paul: ummmmmmmmmmmm
Paul: ummmmmmmmm the new robots are a redneck scorpion with a cobra for a tail and a peaceful coyote griffon??
Paul: why
Paul: hahaha
Me: THE FUZORS HAVE CUM
Paul: Kwikstrike and Silverbolt have the most D&D-character-esque intros.
Paul: Like "I am fast...and strong...and good. I think I'm called...SILVERBOLT."
Me: Now they're one big happy family.
Paul: ummmmm yes??
Paul: Like Megatron and them pose for a fucking family portrait just before the commercials??
Paul: hahaha this fucking show
Me: This episode (part 1) and the previous one where they become Transmetals were the first I ever saw because they were on a VHS tape that came with a repainted figure of a character who never even appeared on the show.
Paul: FUZORS...do they eventually become both Pred and Maximal? They both seem divided over their identities. That would be a twist.
Paul: Who was this character?
Me: Razorclaw, a Predacon crab.
Paul: Omg Dinobot's vaguely Shakespearean soliloquy.
Me: To be or not to be, that is the question. And these disks I hold, are they a record of what will be or only of what may?
Paul: Meanwhile Rhinox is like astral projecting.
Paul: And then he astral projects too hard.
Paul: Haha and it ends with a 4-minute cowboy music montage.
Paul: That was pretty cool actually
Paul: This will be good.
Paul: I cannot fucking deal with the T-Rex's jump-jets and roller blades.
Paul: A stasis pod has landed near a tree with a spider in it.
Paul: I call Predacon otherwise you couldn't have a spider.
Paul: Um okay so it IS earth.
Paul: Dinobot is stealing the golden disks.
Paul: Waspinator gets crushed into a tiny cube over like twenty minutes of vicious cartoon violence.
Paul: Spiderman is still possessing Black Widow, I forgot about that.
Paul: They find a protoform without a spark.
Paul: WILL OPTIMUS'S SOUL RETURN TO INHBIT THIS BODY???
Me: They're going to put Picard in it.
Paul: More importantly, Tigertron calls Airasor "My lady."
Paul: Finally, a reference to the show I definitely need to know exists.
Paul: Even RLM couldn't make Picard enjoyable.
Paul: They were just like tired.
Me: Stop hating women!
Paul: Never while there is breath in this body.
Paul: ummmmmmmmmmmm
Paul: ummmmmmmmm the new robots are a redneck scorpion with a cobra for a tail and a peaceful coyote griffon??
Paul: why
Paul: hahaha
Me: THE FUZORS HAVE CUM
Paul: Kwikstrike and Silverbolt have the most D&D-character-esque intros.
Paul: Like "I am fast...and strong...and good. I think I'm called...SILVERBOLT."
Me: Now they're one big happy family.
Paul: ummmmm yes??
Paul: Like Megatron and them pose for a fucking family portrait just before the commercials??
Paul: hahaha this fucking show
Me: This episode (part 1) and the previous one where they become Transmetals were the first I ever saw because they were on a VHS tape that came with a repainted figure of a character who never even appeared on the show.
Paul: FUZORS...do they eventually become both Pred and Maximal? They both seem divided over their identities. That would be a twist.
Paul: Who was this character?
Me: Razorclaw, a Predacon crab.
Paul: Omg Dinobot's vaguely Shakespearean soliloquy.
Me: To be or not to be, that is the question. And these disks I hold, are they a record of what will be or only of what may?
Paul: Meanwhile Rhinox is like astral projecting.
Paul: And then he astral projects too hard.
Paul: Haha and it ends with a 4-minute cowboy music montage.
Paul: That was pretty cool actually
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