Wednesday, July 15, 2020

It's the Final Showdown!

EPISODE 28: COMING OF THE FUZORS, PART 1

 
Paul: Episode 29: Coming of the Fuzors.

Paul: This will be good.

Paul: I cannot fucking deal with the T-Rex's jump-jets and roller blades.

Paul: A stasis pod has landed near a tree with a spider in it.

Paul: I call Predacon otherwise you couldn't have a spider.

Paul: Um okay so it IS earth.

Paul: Dinobot is stealing the golden disks.

Paul: Waspinator gets crushed into a tiny cube over like twenty minutes of vicious cartoon violence.

Paul: Spiderman is still possessing Black Widow, I forgot about that.

Paul: They find a protoform without a spark.

Paul: WILL OPTIMUS'S SOUL RETURN TO INHBIT THIS BODY???

Me: They're going to put Picard in it.

Paul: More importantly, Tigertron calls Airasor "My lady."

Paul: Finally, a reference to the show I definitely need to know exists.

Paul: Even RLM couldn't make Picard enjoyable.

Paul: They were just like tired.

Me: Stop hating women!

Paul: Never while there is breath in this body.

Paul: ummmmmmmmmmmm

Paul: ummmmmmmmm the new robots are a redneck scorpion with a cobra for a tail and a peaceful coyote griffon??

Paul: why

Paul: hahaha

Me: THE FUZORS HAVE CUM

Paul: Kwikstrike and Silverbolt have the most D&D-character-esque intros.

Paul: Like "I am fast...and strong...and good. I think I'm called...SILVERBOLT."

Me: Now they're one big happy family.

Paul: ummmmm yes??

Paul: Like Megatron and them pose for a fucking family portrait just before the commercials??

Paul: hahaha this fucking show

Me: This episode (part 1) and the previous one where they become Transmetals were the first I ever saw because they were on a VHS tape that came with a repainted figure of a character who never even appeared on the show.

Paul: FUZORS...do they eventually become both Pred and Maximal? They both seem divided over their identities. That would be a twist.

Paul: Who was this character?

Me: Razorclaw, a Predacon crab.

Paul: Omg Dinobot's vaguely Shakespearean soliloquy.

Me: To be or not to be, that is the question. And these disks I hold, are they a record of what will be or only of what may?

Paul: Meanwhile Rhinox is like astral projecting.

Paul: And then he astral projects too hard.

Paul: Haha and it ends with a 4-minute cowboy music montage.

Paul: That was pretty cool actually

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