Paul: Oh Megatron tricked him so he blew up like six times.
EPISODE 27: AFTERMATH
Paul: Ep 27
Paul: The remarkably shitty opening credits have been replaced with a "last time" montage.
Paul: And the remarkably shitty 3d models have been replaced with better ones! yuppie.
Paul: Hahah Trannatus is in Black Widow's brain yo.
Paul: Daaang.
Paul: Freaky.
Paul: Omg like can they get some seat belts?
Paul: Like 3 Maximals have been thrown from their seats
Paul: And now everybody is melting into white light.
Paul: K
Paul: Or lava.
Paul: Haha damn the giant spider dream image though.
Paul: Remember Cheetar's dream sequence in ep like 4 or 5?
Paul: Awesome.
Paul: What.
Paul: Rat and Cheetar got BUFF.
Paul: MUST SELL MORE TOYS.
Paul: Wow um.
Paul: Neither cheetar nor Rattrap look like actual animals any more.
Paul: I guess that's fine.
Paul: Omg so dumb.
Paul: Um Optimus Prime has become a being of light.
Paul: Next he'll come back as a giant space baby
Me: I like the Transmetal redesigns a lot more.
Me: Don't have to worry about your fake-looking CGI animals when you can hide them behind something that's not supposed to look like a real animal.
Me: The first two episodes of season 2 were the first episodes I ever saw because they came on a VHS tape included with a repainted version of a crab Transformer who isn't even on the show.
Me: RIP Optimus, Scorponok, and Terrorsaur btw.
Paul: So the solution to Rattrap looking like he was folding in half when he ran was...wheels.
Paul: Hahaha whatever I’m fucking sure Optimus and Scorp are coming back.
Me: He's a rat with wheels! Cool.
Paul: From the fifth moon of the seventh planet of a dying star.
Paul: Do ONLY these characters get transmetals? laam
Me: SPOILERSSSSS: no.
Paul: Thank god.
Paul: It looks so uneven currently.
Paul: Lol Megatron has roller blades and jets.
Paul: A T-rex with roller blades and jets.
Paul: God.
Me: I love the 90s!!!
Paul: Hahaha
Paul: JetCheetar flies into WheelsTrap and they collapse. Megatron: "New packaging, same product!"
Paul: HE KNOWS.
Me: LOSERS.
Me: What a sick burn.
Paul: WheelsTrap: "The Beast Wars just got a whole bunch weirder!"
Paul: Yes.
Me: Now another two-parter!
Me: You're more than 50% through the series so might as well knock out the rest of the season right now.
Paul: I am an aristocrat. I binge nothing.
Paul: Beast Wars must be savored like a fine wine.
Paul: The remarkably shitty opening credits have been replaced with a "last time" montage.
Paul: And the remarkably shitty 3d models have been replaced with better ones! yuppie.
Paul: Hahah Trannatus is in Black Widow's brain yo.
Paul: Daaang.
Paul: Freaky.
Paul: Omg like can they get some seat belts?
Paul: Like 3 Maximals have been thrown from their seats
Paul: And now everybody is melting into white light.
Paul: K
Paul: Or lava.
Paul: Haha damn the giant spider dream image though.
Paul: Remember Cheetar's dream sequence in ep like 4 or 5?
Paul: Awesome.
Paul: What.
Paul: Rat and Cheetar got BUFF.
Paul: MUST SELL MORE TOYS.
Paul: Wow um.
Paul: Neither cheetar nor Rattrap look like actual animals any more.
Paul: I guess that's fine.
Paul: Omg so dumb.
Paul: Um Optimus Prime has become a being of light.
Paul: Next he'll come back as a giant space baby
Me: I like the Transmetal redesigns a lot more.
Me: Don't have to worry about your fake-looking CGI animals when you can hide them behind something that's not supposed to look like a real animal.
Me: The first two episodes of season 2 were the first episodes I ever saw because they came on a VHS tape included with a repainted version of a crab Transformer who isn't even on the show.
Me: RIP Optimus, Scorponok, and Terrorsaur btw.
Paul: So the solution to Rattrap looking like he was folding in half when he ran was...wheels.
Paul: Hahaha whatever I’m fucking sure Optimus and Scorp are coming back.
Me: He's a rat with wheels! Cool.
Paul: From the fifth moon of the seventh planet of a dying star.
Paul: Do ONLY these characters get transmetals? laam
Me: SPOILERSSSSS: no.
Paul: Thank god.
Paul: It looks so uneven currently.
Paul: Lol Megatron has roller blades and jets.
Paul: A T-rex with roller blades and jets.
Paul: God.
Me: I love the 90s!!!
Paul: Hahaha
Paul: JetCheetar flies into WheelsTrap and they collapse. Megatron: "New packaging, same product!"
Paul: HE KNOWS.
Me: LOSERS.
Me: What a sick burn.
Paul: WheelsTrap: "The Beast Wars just got a whole bunch weirder!"
Paul: Yes.
Me: Now another two-parter!
Me: You're more than 50% through the series so might as well knock out the rest of the season right now.
Paul: I am an aristocrat. I binge nothing.
Paul: Beast Wars must be savored like a fine wine.
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