Tuesday, June 30, 2020

New Packaging, Same Product

Paul: Oh Megatron tricked him so he blew up like six times.

EPISODE 27: AFTERMATH

 
Paul: Ep 27

Paul: The remarkably shitty opening credits have been replaced with a "last time" montage.

Paul: And the remarkably shitty 3d models have been replaced with better ones! yuppie.

Paul: Hahah Trannatus is in Black Widow's brain yo.

Paul: Daaang.

Paul: Freaky.

Paul: Omg like can they get some seat belts?

Paul: Like 3 Maximals have been thrown from their seats

Paul: And now everybody is melting into white light.

Paul: K

Paul: Or lava.

Paul: Haha damn the giant spider dream image though.

Paul: Remember Cheetar's dream sequence in ep like 4 or 5?

Paul: Awesome.

Paul: What.

Paul: Rat and Cheetar got BUFF.

Paul: MUST SELL MORE TOYS.

Paul: Wow um.

Paul: Neither cheetar nor Rattrap look like actual animals any more.

Paul: I guess that's fine.

Paul: Omg so dumb.

Paul: Um Optimus Prime has become a being of light.

Paul: Next he'll come back as a giant space baby

Me: I like the Transmetal redesigns a lot more.

Me: Don't have to worry about your fake-looking CGI animals when you can hide them behind something that's not supposed to look like a real animal.

Me: The first two episodes of season 2 were the first episodes I ever saw because they came on a VHS tape included with a repainted version of a crab Transformer who isn't even on the show.

Me: RIP Optimus, Scorponok, and Terrorsaur btw.

Paul: So the solution to Rattrap looking like he was folding in half when he ran was...wheels.

Paul: Hahaha whatever I’m fucking sure Optimus and Scorp are coming back.

Me: He's a rat with wheels! Cool.

Paul: From the fifth moon of the seventh planet of a dying star.

Paul: Do ONLY these characters get transmetals? laam

Me: SPOILERSSSSS: no.

Paul: Thank god.

Paul: It looks so uneven currently.

Paul: Lol Megatron has roller blades and jets.

Paul: A T-rex with roller blades and jets.

Paul: God.

Me: I love the 90s!!!

Paul: Hahaha

Paul: JetCheetar flies into WheelsTrap and they collapse. Megatron: "New packaging, same product!"

Paul: HE KNOWS.

Me: LOSERS.

Me: What a sick burn.

Paul: WheelsTrap: "The Beast Wars just got a whole bunch weirder!"

Paul: Yes.

Me: Now another two-parter!

Me: You're more than 50% through the series so might as well knock out the rest of the season right now.

Paul: I am an aristocrat. I binge nothing.

Paul: Beast Wars must be savored like a fine wine.

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