EPISODE 18: SPIDER'S GAME
Paul: Ep 18: Spider's Game
Paul: In which Tarantulon becomes a PUA and gets LAID.
Paul: So okay these spiders dudes are plotting against Megatron and are going to steal a Maximal stasis pod. They knock out everybody's comms to do it, so it's only them and Tigertron. Clever plot device, I like.
Paul: Black Widower is hitting on Tarantino!
Paul: Will they sex?
Paul: Or more likely will the black widow's mate come to a bad end??
Paul: The Maximal lands next to ants.
Paul: So it will be ants.
Paul: Um.
Paul: Okay I like how crazy this fucking ant is!
Paul: Inferno.
Paul: He's like, a loyal fascist or whatever?
Paul: Now that the pod has blown up will he have tons of regret and angst? And take it out on the GOOD GUYS??
Paul: Deep.
Paul: I'm excited to see how he plays out with the others!
Paul: I wonder if the Maximals-cum-Predacons will ever like
Paul: not be dicks.
Paul: I seem to remember an op-ed from twenty years ago about BlackWidtron being conflicted.
Paul: She certainly doesn't seem to now.
Paul: Also, RELATIONSHIPS.
Paul: The spiders' relationship is toxic and mutually parasitic!
Paul: The wild Maximals' is healthy but a little cold.
Paul: WHO WILL DO WHO? WHAT ROBOT FUCK ?
Paul: Also apparently the planet is unstable and will blow up? I guess that makes sense with all the Energon.
Me: Is this the episode where Tarantulas calls Blackarachnia a bitch?
Paul: Witch.Paul: It's clearly "witch."
Paul: Lunatic...! Witch...!
Paul: Brb checking Rule 34 for Transformers porn.
Me: Well it's a cartoon for babies.
Me: You know what he was really saying though.
Me:
Paul: hahaha!
Paul: Yuuup, that's degenerate.
Paul: Is Dinobot Starscream?
Me: The character, no.
Me: The voice actor, idk.
Me: The character is from the G1 cartoon.
Paul: I mean
Paul: okay cuz like Cheetar seems like Bumblebee.
Paul: Idk I guess aside from the main two there's no overlap?
Me: Oh are you familiar with G1 canon?
Me: You nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrd.
Paul: I just watched the pilot episode.
Paul: Boy was it shit.
Paul: Like, clearly, the writers are WE NEED TO SELL TOYS. Umm ummm boys like toy trucks boys like robots.
Paul: Everything was drawn on the back of a napkin.
Paul: Thank you for not forcing me to watch that.
Me: I love the 1987 movie though.
Me: Orson Welles's final performance.
Me: A worthy bookend to Citizen Kane.
Me: The BW writers said they had never seen Transformers when they started writing the show so the old school fans were mad until they started including G1 references later on.
Paul: Reminds me of the pissing contest that the Star Trek actors of different series always pull on each other where Pat Stew is like "Didn't you watch TNG?" and 7/Ryan is like "Didn't you watch VOY?"
Me:
Paul: wtf is happening
Me: Haven't you ever read a manga before
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