Monday, June 29, 2020

THE SPAC LASER MAKES U GAY

EPISODE 25: OTHER VOICES, PART 1

 
Paul: Episode whatever: TWO-PART TIME
 
Paul: WASPINATOR ALWAYS GETS SLAG ASSIGNMENTS

Paul: WASPINATOR TEAR HIM A NEW WASTE DISPOSAL UNIT

Paul: Um this is a swearing show.

Paul: Keep it from ya boy.

Paul: Okay so the alien jellyfish from the first episode of TNG is back and is again trapped as a building.

Paul: Omg WASPINATOR and Rat's Trap are fighting.

Paul: Rat turned into a rat mid-jump, and then spun around in a cartwheel of doom.

Paul: It was magnificent.

Paul: Balls kick humor.

Paul: Remember how funny that was in the 90's?

Paul: I can scarcely remember a film where people didn't laugh at men having their testicles tortured. It was a simpler time.

Paul: This truce is such bullshit.

Paul: Like.

Paul: Normally don't truces last a specified amount of time?

Paul: And like, don't you have the right to check and see if the other side has weapons?

Paul: Whatever. Optimus is now glowing green so all's well.

Paul: Um awesome okay, giant golden giant viking is mad because The (Human Self-Extinction?) Project has been contaminated.

Paul: Then the moon becomes a Death Star, and they segments into oranges like in Arrival.

Paul: And then fucking Trannytulus says AH THE BEGINNING OF THE END like he's Gendo fucking Ikari.

Paul: Um if you know what's happening, share it you fucker.

EPISODE 26: OTHER VOICES, PART 2

 
Paul: EPISODE 25: THE SPAC LASER MAKES U GAY

Paul: Inferno and Rattrap are easily the most bad-ass motherfuckers.

Paul: Okay my ranking will eventually come.

Paul: This fight between Black Widow and Antman is fucking awesome.

Paul: DON'T COUNT ON IT...ANT BREATH!

Paul: Dang okay, Optimus is going to do what Kirk did in the Doomsday Machine episode.

Paul: And Black Widow is helping!

Paul: I wonder if she'll, like, become cool or whatever. idk.

Me: I think the Inferno/Tarantulas/Black Arachnia fight was one of the scenes that got edited when the show ran on Fox Kids.

Me: Edited for Xtreme Violins!!!

Me: Most truces apply exclusively to the use of firearms but allow the participants to otherwise injure each other as much as they want.

Paul: I ran out of time. Will finisj next five minutes tomorroe.

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