Sounds of Beast Wars

EPISODE 32: OTHER VISITS, PART 1

 

Paul: Somehow I now feel honor-bound to watch Beast Wars.

Paul: Tangled web we weave.

Paul: Air Razor and Tiger Tron hold hands.

Paul: Then a crazy plant sends them into space!

Paul: !!

Paul: BLACK ARACHNIA WANTS TO FKK SILVERBOLT

Paul: Hahahahaha if the weird goth babes were really into the painfully sincere nerds, high school would have been so much different.

Paul: Man that is shoehorned in.

Paul: Then, finally, the plant farts on them.

Paul: The end.

EPISODE 33: OTHER VISITS, PART 2

Paul: NEXT EPISODE

Paul: You know, at this point I really dig the ridiculous opening.

Paul: Okay so um immediate retcon.

Paul: Everybody who got blowd up is fine.

Paul: Ah so the transgender forms are alien tech altering them, and now they’re invisible.

Paul: To the alien scanners.

Paul: That’s actually a cool way to integrate whimsical corporate decisions into the story.

Paul: Okay so this disk has these symbols on it.

Paul:

Paul: The lower-left one is a dude planting corn or w/e.

Paul: Right-hand side, golf?

Paul: Bottom, menstruation?

Paul: Idk how Dinobot got the future out of this.

Paul: Yes okay Megatran is flying the flower mothership.

Paul: It blows up.

Paul: Many things blow up.

Paul: And then there are two stars above everybody. The sparks of those two goofy robots.

Paul: That's the end.

Paul: Its purpose is...it controls a bigboom flower spaceship?

Paul: A bombad general.

Paul: Idk that's okay.

Paul: I was hoping for scary alien reveals.

Paul: WHICH ANGEL IS ADAM?

Me: Yeah it's just a key.

Paul: A key...to pee.

Me: THE VOYAGER DISK IS THE IMPORTANT ONE.

Me: The Voyager Golden Record contains 116 images plus a calibration image and a variety of natural sounds, such as those made by surf, wind, and thunder, and animal sounds, including the songs of birds, whales and dolphins. The record, which is carried on both the Voyager 1 and Voyager 2 spacecraft, additionally features musical selections from different cultures and eras, spoken greetings in fifty-nine languages, other human sounds, like footsteps and laughter (Carl Sagan's), and printed messages from President Jimmy Carter and U.N. Secretary-General Kurt Waldheim.

Me: Record of the future! Ultimate power!

Paul: Ooooh Dinobot kept the important disk?

Paul: Which tells the future?

Me: No he gave it back to Megatron.

Me: That was the one he hid under the rock and gave to Megatron when he turned evil again.

Paul: Oh right.

Paul: The Predacons stole the key-disk at the beginning of the episode.

Me: I guess it was just a coincidence that it looked like the Voyager disk lol.

Paul: Are my interpretations of the symbols correct?

Me: I'm sure.

Me: The aliens love golf.

Paul unsent a message

Paul: I guess that disk was the key to Mar-a-Lago!

Me: Lol you self-censoring antifite.

Me: Did you delete that message or do the French Facebook police not allow jokes about their President?

Paul: CIA: "I will destroy you!"