* Katsuragi and Asuka are both mired in depression, the former because Kaje is dead and the latter because of her recent brain rape.
* Does she even know Mr. Kaji is dead?
* I guess not.
* She's living at the class of that girl who's the student council president or whatever.
* Did they even meet before?
* Was it ever established that they ever knew each other?
* Asuka has become a gamer girl, totally rad.
* This scene feels like these two characters should be bonding over the recent deaths of the men they had unrequited crushes on but Suzuhara's death was clumsily written around in post and Asuka doesn't even know that Kaje is dead apparently.
* Dr. Risotto's grandmother calls her crying because her cat died, eliciting the strongest emotional reaction this show had so far.
* THE SPEAR OF LONGPENIS
* IT'S STUCK IN SPACE
* FUCK
* Why is the Seele council depicted as a ring of floating monoliths now?
* This angel is just a circle I guess.
* The designs are getting more abstract but also more lazy.
* "Is that angel aggressively attempting to make first contact with Unit 0???"
* What?
* I guess it's Rei's turn to get raped this ep.
* Rei vored the angel to death.
* Only one angel from the Dead Sea Squirrels remains!
* "I know he's feeling lonely, I wonder if he's afraid of women."
* Jesus.
* Rei's in the hospital with the same bandages she had in the first episode after Unit 0 blew up or whatever.
* I guess that's a coincidence though or maybe reused animation? Because she says she's the third Rei but if the one we first met had just been decanted she'd be the fourth right? Because she also died when she got strangled as a child.
* Now Dr. Risotto is naked for some reason.
* Oh it's Kaje's spy capsule that he hid in Katsuragi's vagina.
* I guess it was a secret message after all.
* Seele needs 12 Evas for some reason.
* They're going to blow up Tokyo 3!
* Shinji, Risotto, and Katsuragi taking an elevator to the artificial evolution basement.
* An Eva graveyard!
* Lmao a whole piss tank full of Reis.
* Shinji: "Evas are human???"
* Keep up you dumb fuck.
* "Mankind came across a god and then tried to make it their own. Fifteen years ago, God inflicted his wrath. The god they were so excited about disappeared. Undeterred, they worked to resurrect their god themselves. That was Adam. Just like God, they made a human from Adam. That was Eva. Originally Evas didn't have human souls. Souls were embedded in them. They were all made of salvaged material. The only one with a soul was Rei. She was the only one that was born containing a soul. The chamber of Guff (???) was now empty."
* Whaaaaaaaatt
* I'm lost tbh.
* I guess Ganondorf was fucking Risotto, maybe? She breaks down crying because she has no respect for her body and Katsuragi says "This is the tragedy of those obsessed with the Evas."
* Preview for next ep: "The girls he was once attracted to have now turned to figures of dread."
* 2meirl4meirl
* I didn't like this character at first but she's had one of the most interesting arcs on the show.
* Shinji's friends all went back to their home planet off-screen.
* The Fifth Children is the most anime boy who ever animed.
* "We're very similar, Rei, it seems we've both come to assume the body type of the linen (?) who live here on this planet."
* Haha what the fuck.
* Shinji blushes every time he talks to this character.
* Now they're going to the shower together.
* Omg what is this
* Are they writing slash of their own show?
* Holy shit.
* Ganondorf has an eyeball growing out of his palm.
* Do the Japanese really sleep with one tiny blanket that only covers their stomach?
* Jesus another opaque lore dump.
* "We, humanity, the usurper-successors who arose from the Black Moon. Our progenitor is Lillith. And the angels, the true successors who arose from the now-lost White Moon, their progenitor is Adam. The soul which was salvaged from Adam has been embodied in you. However, Adam's restored physical self has been embodied within Gendo Ikari."
* Katsuragi, staring at the back of Kaworu's head: "He's too far away for me to read his lips."
* Kaworu Nagisa is the final angel! Talk about an anticlimax!
* He makes Asuka's Eva come to life and start trashing shit.
* Ganondorf: "Use any means necessary to prevent the target from entering the terminal dogma."
* Huh
* Shinji can't believe the yaoi who blew him in the bathtub was really an angel all along.
* "The AT fields are the inner walls everyone has inside themselves."
* I guess the eva pilots are the evas' souls?
* Now Kaworu is also calling the lumpy white crucified angel Adam.
* I THINK HE WOULD KNOW.
* Lmao I guess not.
* "I don't understand what you're trying to say to me! It doesn't make any sense!" ~ Shinji summarizes the plot
* This is the worst angel.
* Five-minute still shot of Unit 1 holding Kaworu in its fist.
* Millions of Japanese children fiddling with the rabbit ears on their TVs.
* Shinji feels sad that he killed the only boy who ever liked him.
* Why are they talking about him like he was a real person?
* Maybe the ribbon dancer Angel that Shinji ate alive would have blown him too if he'd asked.
