Black Rhino

EPISODE 13: DARK DESIGNS

Paul: I have time for one Best Warx.

Paul: Looks like “Saint Picard” is back with peak privilege!

Paul: Ep thirteen.

Paul:: Rhinox is manipulating advanced machinery in his beast mode even though two episodes ago that got us all a big NOOOOOOO.

Paul: The longest firefight in 3d history follows as the Predmen yet again appear out of thin rock

Paul: playing that same damn song.

Paul: Rhinox shoots some rocks down on the baddies and thus they are returned to the rocks from whence they sprung.

Paul: Rhinose is so cool that Megatron has Tarantulus capture him in a net

Paul: and then Megaman shoots him with purple lasers (the rhinoceros screams in pain, reminds me of some anti-poaching videos I've seen) and becomes a Predator!!

Paul: I want to finish this episode but I keep reading that evil fluff piece of Shit Tracks you posted in order to torture me.

Paul: Optimus, have you got a few bugs in your systems directory??

Paul: hahahahaha Rhinox goes totally insane and keeps crushing people and breaking shit.

Paul: The Preds trust him because of course a purple laser would work perfectly.

Paul: idk is there a secret asshole side to him?

Paul: Why can he still betray despite the laser? Maybe it'll be one of those episodes where he just does and nothing is explained.

Paul: Jesus Christ so Rhinox has always been secretly psychopath or something.

Paul: This is awesome.

Paul: He's a juggernaut of destruction.

Paul: A meaningless fight happens and the Pred ship seems to explode but I'm sure it'll be fine in time for next week's episode.

Paul: Rhinox, cured, smells a flower. "Heaven," he sighs.

Paul: "What's being a Predacon like?"

Paul: "Like you're three gigs of attitude on a two-gig hard drive!" I cannot even fathom two-gig hard drive.

Paul: And with that, it looks like “Saint Picard” is back with peak privilege!

Paul: By which I mean Rhinox.