Wednesday, May 6, 2020

ANIME ATTACK

 
* EPISODE 1: ANGEL ATTACK
 
* Rated M for nudity and smoking.
 
* The Kanto region lies in ruins, presumably making this the canonical post-apocalyptic future of the Pokémon world.

* Shinji looks like a little boy but has the English voiceover of an adult woman.

* The Nightwalker is attacking!!!

* They want to use the angel as a weapon because of its three theoretical abilities of self-recovery, self-replication, and self-evolution.

* Wow an actual geofront.

* Title card 50% of the way through the episode.

* THIS IS NO PLACE FOR A LADY WEARING A SKIRT.

* These hard transitional cuts are giving me whiplash.

* Is this Ender's Game meets Pacific Rim?

* The small child doesn't want to pilot the Gundam so they have to get Rey from Star Wars.

* To pilot this craft you have to be submerged in piss.

* This is a pretty shit-looking Gundam ngl.

* Oh to be continued.

* Why are the credits a naked person upside down underwater?

* NEXT EPISODE: The Eva defeats the Angel!

* Oh boy with this much suspense I have to keep watching.

* "Tune in for lots more fanservice!"

 
* EPISODE 2: UNFAMILIAR CEILINGS

* "It's okay, your arm only FEELS like it's being hurt!"

* Not helpful.

* Where is the cockpit on this thing? It just got impaled through the head so I assume not there.

* He doesn't know the ceiling.

* Does everyone live underground or is it just the NERV headquarters?

* "The monsters have returned, we must move swiftly to conduct a misinformation campaign!"

* About what? Couldn't people look out their window and get a general idea?

* Is blue-hair lady going to Mrs. Robinson the little boy?

* Netflix said this episode was called Unfamiliar Ceilings but the title card says it's called The Beast so idk what to believe.

* Yikes they weren't lying about the fanservice.

* Did that penguin just motorboat that child's [area]?

* What the fuck is happening?

* Nice of them to include fanservice for Kirk as well.

* The Gundam's head fell off and a monster head popped out!

* Next episode: The Silent Phone!

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