* EPISODE 1: ANGEL ATTACK
* Rated M for nudity and smoking.
* The Kanto region lies in ruins, presumably making this the canonical post-apocalyptic future of the Pokémon world.
* Shinji looks like a little boy but has the English voiceover of an adult woman.
* The Nightwalker is attacking!!!
* They want to use the angel as a weapon because of its three theoretical abilities of self-recovery, self-replication, and self-evolution.
* Wow an actual geofront.
* Title card 50% of the way through the episode.
* THIS IS NO PLACE FOR A LADY WEARING A SKIRT.
* These hard transitional cuts are giving me whiplash.
* Is this Ender's Game meets Pacific Rim?
* The small child doesn't want to pilot the Gundam so they have to get Rey from Star Wars.
* To pilot this craft you have to be submerged in piss.
* This is a pretty shit-looking Gundam ngl.
* Oh to be continued.
* Why are the credits a naked person upside down underwater?
* NEXT EPISODE: The Eva defeats the Angel!
* Oh boy with this much suspense I have to keep watching.
* "Tune in for lots more fanservice!"
* Shinji looks like a little boy but has the English voiceover of an adult woman.
* The Nightwalker is attacking!!!
* They want to use the angel as a weapon because of its three theoretical abilities of self-recovery, self-replication, and self-evolution.
* Wow an actual geofront.
* Title card 50% of the way through the episode.
* THIS IS NO PLACE FOR A LADY WEARING A SKIRT.
* These hard transitional cuts are giving me whiplash.
* Is this Ender's Game meets Pacific Rim?
* The small child doesn't want to pilot the Gundam so they have to get Rey from Star Wars.
* To pilot this craft you have to be submerged in piss.
* This is a pretty shit-looking Gundam ngl.
* Oh to be continued.
* Why are the credits a naked person upside down underwater?
* NEXT EPISODE: The Eva defeats the Angel!
* Oh boy with this much suspense I have to keep watching.
* "Tune in for lots more fanservice!"
* EPISODE 2: UNFAMILIAR CEILINGS
* "It's okay, your arm only FEELS like it's being hurt!"
* Not helpful.
* Where is the cockpit on this thing? It just got impaled through the head so I assume not there.
* He doesn't know the ceiling.
* Does everyone live underground or is it just the NERV headquarters?
* "The monsters have returned, we must move swiftly to conduct a misinformation campaign!"
* About what? Couldn't people look out their window and get a general idea?
* Is blue-hair lady going to Mrs. Robinson the little boy?
* Netflix said this episode was called Unfamiliar Ceilings but the title card says it's called The Beast so idk what to believe.
* Yikes they weren't lying about the fanservice.
* Did that penguin just motorboat that child's [area]?
* What the fuck is happening?
* Nice of them to include fanservice for Kirk as well.
* The Gundam's head fell off and a monster head popped out!
* Next episode: The Silent Phone!
* "It's okay, your arm only FEELS like it's being hurt!"
* Not helpful.
* Where is the cockpit on this thing? It just got impaled through the head so I assume not there.
* He doesn't know the ceiling.
* Does everyone live underground or is it just the NERV headquarters?
* "The monsters have returned, we must move swiftly to conduct a misinformation campaign!"
* About what? Couldn't people look out their window and get a general idea?
* Is blue-hair lady going to Mrs. Robinson the little boy?
* Netflix said this episode was called Unfamiliar Ceilings but the title card says it's called The Beast so idk what to believe.
* Yikes they weren't lying about the fanservice.
* Did that penguin just motorboat that child's [area]?
* What the fuck is happening?
* Nice of them to include fanservice for Kirk as well.
* The Gundam's head fell off and a monster head popped out!
* Next episode: The Silent Phone!
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