* Shenji goes to school where the kids find out that he is the Gundam pilot who saved them all so they beat him up.
* The teacher delivers helpful exposition about a meteorite hitting the earth at the end of the 20th century and it was called the Second Impact but what was the first impact?
* Another Angel attacks, it is like a big purple snake. A computer calls it Angel #4 even though it is only the second one seen in the series. Will the truth be revealed???
* The teacher delivers helpful exposition about a meteorite hitting the earth at the end of the 20th century and it was called the Second Impact but what was the first impact?
* Another Angel attacks, it is like a big purple snake. A computer calls it Angel #4 even though it is only the second one seen in the series. Will the truth be revealed???
* Shenji gets in his Gundam to fight Snake Angel and two of his school chums who beat him up sneak out to watch the battle.
* Kenji is getting his ass kicked and almost squashes his schoolmates. Blue Hair Lady tells him to put them in his Gundam then return to base because the robot battery is almost dead.
* Instead Shenji has his robot pull out a comically small knife and stab Snake in the face while he screams like a lunatic.
* The Gundam's batteries die and Shenji starts crying. Later he doesn't show up to class and the bullies are sad.
* There was no fanservice in this episode despite the promise made in the preview.
* Kenji is getting his ass kicked and almost squashes his schoolmates. Blue Hair Lady tells him to put them in his Gundam then return to base because the robot battery is almost dead.
* Instead Shenji has his robot pull out a comically small knife and stab Snake in the face while he screams like a lunatic.
* The Gundam's batteries die and Shenji starts crying. Later he doesn't show up to class and the bullies are sad.
* There was no fanservice in this episode despite the promise made in the preview.
* EPISODE 4: HEDGEHOG'S DILEMMA
* Aka the episode where the animation budget ran out so they spend a third of the runtime on still images with no animation.
* Shenji runs away from home, leaving a note for Katsuragi (?) aka Blue Hair Lady.
* She says that she would run away too but then spends the rest of the episode calling him an idiot.
* The school bullies come over to apologize and meet Blue Hair Lady, who they say is a total hottie.
* Shenji spends all day on the train until it reaches the end of the line, but apparently it just runs in a circle because when he gets off he immediately runs into kid from school in the middle of a random field.
* They spend the night in a tent and bond over their dead parents.
* In the morning the CIA comes to take Shenji back to NERV, but he refuses to fly the Eva anymore so they just put him back on the train.
* The school bullies come to see him off and apologize by letting him punch the one guy in the face, which he does but then says he's the one who deserves to be punched in the face.
* The CIA forces him onto the train but I guess they just leave then because he just gets back off and waits on the platform.
* Blue Hair Lady comes to the station and finds him there.
* Next episode: The Rise of Rei Skywalker!
* Also I think someone said something about only 14-year-olds can pilot Evas, which seems like a pretty obvious design flaw.
* Back to the drawing board, you fucks.
* This was the Quentin Tarantino fanservice episode.
* The preview for the next episode didn't even promise fanservice so my hopes arent too high.
* Aka the episode where the animation budget ran out so they spend a third of the runtime on still images with no animation.
* Shenji runs away from home, leaving a note for Katsuragi (?) aka Blue Hair Lady.
* She says that she would run away too but then spends the rest of the episode calling him an idiot.
* The school bullies come over to apologize and meet Blue Hair Lady, who they say is a total hottie.
* Shenji spends all day on the train until it reaches the end of the line, but apparently it just runs in a circle because when he gets off he immediately runs into kid from school in the middle of a random field.
* They spend the night in a tent and bond over their dead parents.
* In the morning the CIA comes to take Shenji back to NERV, but he refuses to fly the Eva anymore so they just put him back on the train.
* The school bullies come to see him off and apologize by letting him punch the one guy in the face, which he does but then says he's the one who deserves to be punched in the face.
* The CIA forces him onto the train but I guess they just leave then because he just gets back off and waits on the platform.
* Blue Hair Lady comes to the station and finds him there.
* Next episode: The Rise of Rei Skywalker!
* Also I think someone said something about only 14-year-olds can pilot Evas, which seems like a pretty obvious design flaw.
* Back to the drawing board, you fucks.
* This was the Quentin Tarantino fanservice episode.
* The preview for the next episode didn't even promise fanservice so my hopes arent too high.
* EPISODE 5: AYANAMI'S BAZOONGAS, AYANAMI'S THIGHS, AYANAMI'S SUPPLE CALVES
* Wait if the penetration capsule is full of piss how did Shenji get the two bullies into it in the other episode?
* Shenji, Katsuragi, and Blonde Lady sit around eating ramen because I guess that's what they do in Japan.
* Blonde Lady gives Shenji a credit card to give to Rei Ayanami because she's too lazy to do it herself.
* Shenji goes over to her apartment but no one answers so he lets himself in and starts trying on his dad's broken glasses that Rei has as a keepsake.
* Rei gets out of the shower wearing a strategically placed towel and starts attacking Shenji apparently but he falls over, spilling a drawer of her bras everywhere and landing on top of her tits.
* There's a giant chalk outline in the forest like a crime scene in a movie. I missed if they said what this was. One of the dead angels or one they just found?
* Wait if the penetration capsule is full of piss how did Shenji get the two bullies into it in the other episode?
* Shenji, Katsuragi, and Blonde Lady sit around eating ramen because I guess that's what they do in Japan.
* Blonde Lady gives Shenji a credit card to give to Rei Ayanami because she's too lazy to do it herself.
* Shenji goes over to her apartment but no one answers so he lets himself in and starts trying on his dad's broken glasses that Rei has as a keepsake.
* Rei gets out of the shower wearing a strategically placed towel and starts attacking Shenji apparently but he falls over, spilling a drawer of her bras everywhere and landing on top of her tits.
* There's a giant chalk outline in the forest like a crime scene in a movie. I missed if they said what this was. One of the dead angels or one they just found?
* If it's a new discovery it doesn't count toward the total because the Fifth Angel shows up and it's like a reflective prism.
* The angels are made of light but also 99% human DNA.
* Shenji takes his Eva out and the prism shoots a laser beam through his chest.
* The angel shouts "SEKIHA LOVE LOVE TENKYOKEN" and transforms into a European king.
* To be continued!
* The angels are made of light but also 99% human DNA.
* Shenji takes his Eva out and the prism shoots a laser beam through his chest.
* The angel shouts "SEKIHA LOVE LOVE TENKYOKEN" and transforms into a European king.
* To be continued!
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