I'm down to watch beat wats

Paul: If you want, give me a thing to watch too. But nothing that is recent, live-action, and American.

Me: Thank God BEAST WARS was based on a Japanese toyline.

Paul: I'm down to watch beat wats.

Me: Dinobot is an interesting character because he's very sad and deep.

Paul: Did Dinobot almost DIE 4 SHENJI?

Paul: I'll watch it and see.

EPISODE 1: BEAST WARS, PART 1

 

Paul: I am watching Beast Wars. This is an exciting COMPUTER-animated opening sequence!!!

 

Paul: THAT LEOPARD BECAME A DUUUUDE

Paul: Why do all your favorite series begin with aliens crashing to earth?

Paul: This show is uglier than Meadville, PA.

Paul: Not entirely sure why the other ship crashed too.

Paul: Seems like only the good ship was damaged.

Me: While the good ship was crashing it turned its cannons around and shot the bad ship.

Paul: Oh I see.

Paul: icic

Paul: Lol they just did a scan and they're like YUP DINOSAUR ARE THE TICKET.

Me: Dinobot wanted to destroy them once their shields went down but Megatron wanted to draw it out and had them move in too close to finish them off, giving Rattrap the chance to return fire.

Paul: Also a fucking wasp randomly??

Paul: Rattrap will be.........a rhinoceros?

Paul: Yeah I got that.

Paul: YOU JUST FOCUS ON FIGURING OUT THE SECOND IMPACT BUDDY.

Paul: Hey, look at me, I'm a cheetah!

Paul: No....NO.....I'm....CHETOR.

Me: Spots on smooth, it's a crime
 

Paul: LIVIN LARGE IS FOR FORMS LIKE MINE.

Paul: I like Optimus already, he seems like a sensible and dependable guy.

Paul: wtf is this planet ?

Paul: 2 moons ain't earth.

Me: THAT'S THE QUESTION ISN'T IT.

Paul: Okay it IS Earth?

Paul: Haha they were following Voyager's golden disk ???? ahahaha

Paul: That's pretty cool.

Me: Just keep those moons in mind, all will be revealed.

Me: Eventually.

Me: Maybe it's an earth-like planet that coincidentally developed earth-like lifeforms like an episode of Star Trek.

Paul: That Dinobot is HONORBALE BUT ON DA RONG SIDE.

Paul: Or just angry and dumb.

Paul: It's the planet that eventually becomes the Third Reich.

Paul: MAXIMIZE

Paul: TERRORIZE

Paul: Thank god children are too stupid to actually know what those words mean.

 

Paul:

 

Me: The transformation code word is a new addition to Transformers mythos introduced in Beast Wars, it wasn't in the '80s cartoon. I think they came to regret it because eventually they just start transforming without saying it.
 

Paul: OF ALL THE TIMES FOR A QUASAR JAM
 

Paul: Dude rat's trap sux.
 

Me: He's a funnier character than Transformers has seen before.
 

Me: Dude Rattrap rox, he's the Marco of Beast Wars.
 

Paul: I want to watch the next one to see what happens but
 

Paul: it's 2 am.
 

Paul: I'm going to brush my teeth and go to bed.