Monday, September 21, 2020

The Abyss

EPISODE 31: DEEP METAL


Paul: Ep. 41 DEEP METAL

Paul: They will go underwater?

Paul: Awesome.

Paul: I love underwater shit.

Paul: Also dinosaurs will fight humans.

Paul: Aka ape-bros.

Me: Depth Charge is a cool character but not sure he listens to enough thrash metal.

Paul: A wasp-looking guy shows up

Paul: and falls into a Sario Rip.

Paul: What is Depth Charge?

Paul: Some kind of bad-ass fish??

Paul: His spaceship has taken like an hour to crash.

Paul: Meanwhile Inferno is commically hit w/ rokk!!

Paul: It crashes in the sea.

Paul: So a crab and a fish can fight!

Paul: Hardcore.

Paul: Oh it's a BAD-ASS MANTA RAY!!

Paul: Hahahaha

Paul: It can LAUNCH A SHARK.

Paul: Also it can fly.

Paul: Is Depth Charge the new edgy Maximal, now that Dinobot is dead?

Paul: Bahaha

Paul: His fucking backstory oh god.

Paul: Rattrap: "Who is this herring?"

Paul: Yessss.

Paul: Rattrap: "Soooo he's got a lot of angst."

Paul: Hahahaha!!

Paul: "What's with him?" Rattrap: "Eh, probably rushed."

Paul: The best!

Paul: Then spaceship blow up.

Paul: What WILL DEATH CARRIAGE DO

Paul: Will he KILL RAMPAPE?

Paul: Will he DIE?

Paul: Or will he fight to a draw as always and then stick around to sell toyz?

Paul: These damn Japanese have ruined America.

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