EPISODE 42: CHANGING OF THE GUARD
Paul: Watching this show and realizing this whole half-assed creepy chintzy toy line was a Japanese invention, I find a new appreciation for Blade Runner.
Paul: They really were terrifying.
Me: The original car/plane Transformers were Japanese. Not sure but I think Beast Wars was an “Xtreme 90s” American invention.
Me: At the very least it was the only time they had animal Transformers headlining the franchise, then they went back to cars/planes and the cartoons were all terrible animes.
Paul: Idk man Optimus Primal is now simply a jet.
Paul: He went from gorilla to gorilla with jets to simply a jet.
Paul: Yeah I watched a tiny bit of the original TF and it sucked.
Me: He still has a gorilla form there’s just no practical reason for him to ever use it so I think you only see it once.
Me: 80s TF cartoon is my favorite toy commercial.
Me: Like 40 characters on each side and the only interesting ones are Optimus Prime, Megatron, Starscream, Soundwave, and the Dinobots.
Paul: Oh were there Dinobots in the original?
Me: They were robotic dinosaurs, not realistic looking like BW Dinobot.
Paul: Haha
Paul: Did they SAVE MAN?
Me: They were also [exceptional individuals] because the Autobots designed them based on real dinosaurs.
Paul: Hahahahaha
Paul: Hahahahahaha
Paul: As attack-dogs?
Me: They saved the Autobots multiple times because they were the biggest and strongest even though Optimus Prime wanted to euthanize them for being too stupid and violent.
Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-aTbHsZJ9g
Paul: rattrap go in ball
Paul: find spaceship!
Paul: I was hoping for a sea monster instead of Rampage.
Paul: I have thalassophobia and was nervous throughout the whole underwater sequence.
Paul: I love/hate deep sea stuff.
Paul: Dude, have you played Subnautica?
Paul: Holy fucking shit.
Me: I played BIOSHOCK.
Me: But I haven’t seen THE ABYSS.
Paul: Bioshock was good.
Paul: Abyss was meh.
Me: Dude maybe Rampage is the monsters.
Me: “Water: it’s fucking scary!” — Mr. Plinkett
Paul: DEPTH CHARGE has a LASER KNIFE!
Paul: WOOw
Paul: Poor Waspinator lol.
Paul: He just wants a vacation.
Paul: Dude if I were writing this show
Paul: I'd have Optimus Primal be nice to Waspinator, and Waspinator decide the outcome of the final battle by switching sides.
Paul: I still cannot FUCKING believe that they killed Terrorsaur and Scorponok without a WORD.
Paul: Whaaaaaaaat?!
Paul: Just, so weird.
Paul: Inferno goes the macguffin using the secret power of all ants: a tree.
Paul: HAHA??E
Paul: Rattrap uses a fucking CYBER FISHING ROD to save the day.
Paul: Oh it was his tail.
Paul: Apparently.
Paul: So 90's.
Paul: Well now Depth Charge is on the team.
Paul: Him and his fucking gun shaped like a shark.
Paul: I would've preferred a shark who talked like a pirate and was named "Loose Cannon."
Me: Depth Charge is a loner who has to learn to work as part of a team.
Paul: They really were terrifying.
Me: The original car/plane Transformers were Japanese. Not sure but I think Beast Wars was an “Xtreme 90s” American invention.
Me: At the very least it was the only time they had animal Transformers headlining the franchise, then they went back to cars/planes and the cartoons were all terrible animes.
Paul: Idk man Optimus Primal is now simply a jet.
Paul: He went from gorilla to gorilla with jets to simply a jet.
Paul: Yeah I watched a tiny bit of the original TF and it sucked.
Me: He still has a gorilla form there’s just no practical reason for him to ever use it so I think you only see it once.
Me: 80s TF cartoon is my favorite toy commercial.
Me: Like 40 characters on each side and the only interesting ones are Optimus Prime, Megatron, Starscream, Soundwave, and the Dinobots.
Paul: Oh were there Dinobots in the original?
Me: They were robotic dinosaurs, not realistic looking like BW Dinobot.
Paul: Haha
Paul: Did they SAVE MAN?
Me: They were also [exceptional individuals] because the Autobots designed them based on real dinosaurs.
Paul: Hahahahaha
Paul: Hahahahahaha
Paul: As attack-dogs?
Me: They saved the Autobots multiple times because they were the biggest and strongest even though Optimus Prime wanted to euthanize them for being too stupid and violent.
Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-aTbHsZJ9g
Paul: rattrap go in ball
Paul: find spaceship!
Paul: I was hoping for a sea monster instead of Rampage.
Paul: I have thalassophobia and was nervous throughout the whole underwater sequence.
Paul: I love/hate deep sea stuff.
Paul: Dude, have you played Subnautica?
Paul: Holy fucking shit.
Me: I played BIOSHOCK.
Me: But I haven’t seen THE ABYSS.
Paul: Bioshock was good.
Paul: Abyss was meh.
Me: Dude maybe Rampage is the monsters.
Me: “Water: it’s fucking scary!” — Mr. Plinkett
Paul: DEPTH CHARGE has a LASER KNIFE!
Paul: WOOw
Paul: Poor Waspinator lol.
Paul: He just wants a vacation.
Paul: Dude if I were writing this show
Paul: I'd have Optimus Primal be nice to Waspinator, and Waspinator decide the outcome of the final battle by switching sides.
Paul: I still cannot FUCKING believe that they killed Terrorsaur and Scorponok without a WORD.
Paul: Whaaaaaaaat?!
Paul: Just, so weird.
Paul: Inferno goes the macguffin using the secret power of all ants: a tree.
Paul: HAHA??E
Paul: Rattrap uses a fucking CYBER FISHING ROD to save the day.
Paul: Oh it was his tail.
Paul: Apparently.
Paul: So 90's.
Paul: Well now Depth Charge is on the team.
Paul: Him and his fucking gun shaped like a shark.
Paul: I would've preferred a shark who talked like a pirate and was named "Loose Cannon."
Me: Depth Charge is a loner who has to learn to work as part of a team.
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