Tuesday, September 22, 2020

Sphere

EPISODE 42: CHANGING OF THE GUARD


Paul: Watching this show and realizing this whole half-assed creepy chintzy toy line was a Japanese invention, I find a new appreciation for Blade Runner.

Paul: They really were terrifying.

Me: The original car/plane Transformers were Japanese. Not sure but I think Beast Wars was an “Xtreme 90s” American invention.

Me: At the very least it was the only time they had animal Transformers headlining the franchise, then they went back to cars/planes and the cartoons were all terrible animes.

Paul: Idk man Optimus Primal is now simply a jet.

Paul: He went from gorilla to gorilla with jets to simply a jet.

Paul: Yeah I watched a tiny bit of the original TF and it sucked.

Me: He still has a gorilla form there’s just no practical reason for him to ever use it so I think you only see it once.

Me: 80s TF cartoon is my favorite toy commercial.

Me: Like 40 characters on each side and the only interesting ones are Optimus Prime, Megatron, Starscream, Soundwave, and the Dinobots.

Paul: Oh were there Dinobots in the original?

Me: They were robotic dinosaurs, not realistic looking like BW Dinobot.

Paul: Haha

Paul: Did they SAVE MAN?

Me: They were also [exceptional individuals] because the Autobots designed them based on real dinosaurs.

Paul: Hahahahaha

Paul: Hahahahahaha

Paul: As attack-dogs?

Me: They saved the Autobots multiple times because they were the biggest and strongest even though Optimus Prime wanted to euthanize them for being too stupid and violent.

Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-aTbHsZJ9g

Paul: rattrap go in ball

Paul: find spaceship!

Paul: I was hoping for a sea monster instead of Rampage.

Paul: I have thalassophobia and was nervous throughout the whole underwater sequence.

Paul: I love/hate deep sea stuff.

Paul: Dude, have you played Subnautica?

Paul: Holy fucking shit.

Me: I played BIOSHOCK.

Me: But I haven’t seen THE ABYSS.

Paul: Bioshock was good.

Paul: Abyss was meh.

Me: Dude maybe Rampage is the monsters.

Me: “Water: it’s fucking scary!” — Mr. Plinkett

Paul: DEPTH CHARGE has a LASER KNIFE!

Paul: WOOw

Paul: Poor Waspinator lol.

Paul: He just wants a vacation.

Paul: Dude if I were writing this show

Paul: I'd have Optimus Primal be nice to Waspinator, and Waspinator decide the outcome of the final battle by switching sides.

Paul: I still cannot FUCKING believe that they killed Terrorsaur and Scorponok without a WORD.

Paul: Whaaaaaaaat?!

Paul: Just, so weird.

Paul: Inferno goes the macguffin using the secret power of all ants: a tree.

Paul: HAHA??E

Paul: Rattrap uses a fucking CYBER FISHING ROD to save the day.

Paul: Oh it was his tail.

Paul: Apparently.

Paul: So 90's.

Paul: Well now Depth Charge is on the team.

Paul: Him and his fucking gun shaped like a shark.

Paul: I would've preferred a shark who talked like a pirate and was named "Loose Cannon."

Me: Depth Charge is a loner who has to learn to work as part of a team.

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