EPISODE 45: FERAL SCREAM, PART 2
Me: Are you sad to be nearing the end of this great series?
Paul: Why would I be? I have so many other related great series to watch next -- Beast Machines, the live-action Animorphs...
Paul: O.
Paul: O shit.
Paul: Why would I be? I have so many other related great series to watch next -- Beast Machines, the live-action Animorphs...
Paul: O.
Paul: O shit.
Paul:
Paul: LAST TIME ON BEAST WARS
Paul: Everything I already saw.
Me: Is this FERAL SCREAM PART 2?
Paul: Yes.
Paul: Uuummmm.
Paul: Yet again Cheetor is having the shittiest dream.
Paul: Then morons into a spooky monster.
Paul: Morons = morphd.
Me: I Was a Teenage Were-Transformer
Paul: Haha
Paul: Hahahaha It got Cheetor.
Paul: Optimus Plane is so dumb looking.
Paul: Like comically large.
Me: Hahahaha
Me: Him having four transformations was a big selling point for the toy.
Paul: He’s twenty times bigger than Rattrap.
Paul: Oh shit.
Me: He was mutated by the power of Optimus Prime’s spark!
Paul: Relationship drama.
Paul: Ha yes.
Paul: Um.
Paul: Where the FUCK are Airrazor and Tigertron?!
Me: SPACE.
Paul: It’s been 20 episodes?
Paul: Oh did that happen? They went to space?
Paul: I forget.
Me: The alien flower shot them into space.
Paul: Wut.
Paul: In episode 10.
Paul: They’ve just been in space this whole time.
Me: Tigatron and Airazor are patrolling when, to their delight and surprise, they see a hint of plant life in the form of a drifting seed. They continue to Grid Zeiram, where they discover a clearing full of plant life, an area of natural beauty that wasn't destroyed by the alien attack. Airazor is intrigued by the unique forms of vegetation, so she transforms to get a scan. BIG MISTAKE. Tigatron also transforms. BIG MISTAKE. They both seem to be overcome by it all, and share a brief romantic moment. But as the pair cuddle up, tendrils begin to snake up behind them, and suddenly, the two Maximals are entangled. Amidst their screams, they link hands, telling each other that their sparks will always find each other. As they are abducted, Cheetor flies up and tries to rescue them, but to no avail. He screams in protest as he realises he has lost them.
Paul: The end.
Paul: Dinobot 2 is an embarrassment to the original.
Me: Airazor was made male for the Japanese dub of Beast Wars, but his relationship with Tigatron, up until now, was played platonically. Tigatron was dubbed as a comedic "samurai ronin" stereotype with Airazor being his young "ward" and the two shared a close bond that could be described as brotherly. Completely out of the blue at the beginning of this episode, with absolutely no build-up whatsoever in any of the previous episodes, Airazor begins amorously flirting with Tigatron, calling him petnames like "Ti-chan" and basically acting really, really gay. Tigatron responds to these flirtations with startled and embarrassed admonishments for Airazor to "knock it off" and "be quiet". Eventually, when they're both attacked by the vines, they share pretty much the same romantic dialogue as in the English version, expressing their love for one another. With their romantic relationship having not been established in any way prior to this episode, the "coming out" scene is incredibly random, awkward and bewildering.
Paul: Hahahahaha
Paul: Fuck Japan.
Paul: So D2 cuts Waspinator into ribbons.
Paul: Then O. P. turns into a gorilla again.
Paul: Cool.
Paul: Actually looks good.
Me: Doesn’t he eat a banana
Paul: Everything I already saw.
Me: Is this FERAL SCREAM PART 2?
Paul: Yes.
Paul: Uuummmm.
Paul: Yet again Cheetor is having the shittiest dream.
Paul: Then morons into a spooky monster.
Paul: Morons = morphd.
Me: I Was a Teenage Were-Transformer
Paul: Haha
Paul: Hahahaha It got Cheetor.
Paul: Optimus Plane is so dumb looking.
Paul: Like comically large.
Me: Hahahaha
Me: Him having four transformations was a big selling point for the toy.
Paul: He’s twenty times bigger than Rattrap.
Paul: Oh shit.
Me: He was mutated by the power of Optimus Prime’s spark!
Paul: Relationship drama.
Paul: Ha yes.
Paul: Um.
Paul: Where the FUCK are Airrazor and Tigertron?!
Me: SPACE.
Paul: It’s been 20 episodes?
Paul: Oh did that happen? They went to space?
Paul: I forget.
Me: The alien flower shot them into space.
Paul: Wut.
Paul: In episode 10.
Paul: They’ve just been in space this whole time.
Me: Tigatron and Airazor are patrolling when, to their delight and surprise, they see a hint of plant life in the form of a drifting seed. They continue to Grid Zeiram, where they discover a clearing full of plant life, an area of natural beauty that wasn't destroyed by the alien attack. Airazor is intrigued by the unique forms of vegetation, so she transforms to get a scan. BIG MISTAKE. Tigatron also transforms. BIG MISTAKE. They both seem to be overcome by it all, and share a brief romantic moment. But as the pair cuddle up, tendrils begin to snake up behind them, and suddenly, the two Maximals are entangled. Amidst their screams, they link hands, telling each other that their sparks will always find each other. As they are abducted, Cheetor flies up and tries to rescue them, but to no avail. He screams in protest as he realises he has lost them.
Paul: The end.
Paul: Dinobot 2 is an embarrassment to the original.
Me: Airazor was made male for the Japanese dub of Beast Wars, but his relationship with Tigatron, up until now, was played platonically. Tigatron was dubbed as a comedic "samurai ronin" stereotype with Airazor being his young "ward" and the two shared a close bond that could be described as brotherly. Completely out of the blue at the beginning of this episode, with absolutely no build-up whatsoever in any of the previous episodes, Airazor begins amorously flirting with Tigatron, calling him petnames like "Ti-chan" and basically acting really, really gay. Tigatron responds to these flirtations with startled and embarrassed admonishments for Airazor to "knock it off" and "be quiet". Eventually, when they're both attacked by the vines, they share pretty much the same romantic dialogue as in the English version, expressing their love for one another. With their romantic relationship having not been established in any way prior to this episode, the "coming out" scene is incredibly random, awkward and bewildering.
Paul: Hahahahaha
Paul: Fuck Japan.
Paul: So D2 cuts Waspinator into ribbons.
Paul: Then O. P. turns into a gorilla again.
Paul: Cool.
Paul: Actually looks good.
Me: Doesn’t he eat a banana
Paul: And now Waspinator is just
Paul: just fine again.
Paul: Haha
Paul: Cheetor is now a burly twenty-something!
Paul: Hahaha
Paul: But still ridiculous.
Paul: He’s sooo cool.
Me: He has an edgy goatee now.
Paul: Um.
Paul: Speaking of last-minute gay.
Paul: Optimus the father figure commingles his spark with Cheetor’s to set him free from his breast self.
Paul: Beast.
Paul: And now Cheetor is embarrassed haha.
Paul: Also my phone now has Cheetor in its spellcheck dictionary...
Paul: just fine again.
Paul: Haha
Paul: Cheetor is now a burly twenty-something!
Paul: Hahaha
Paul: But still ridiculous.
Paul: He’s sooo cool.
Me: He has an edgy goatee now.
Paul: Um.
Paul: Speaking of last-minute gay.
Paul: Optimus the father figure commingles his spark with Cheetor’s to set him free from his breast self.
Paul: Beast.
Paul: And now Cheetor is embarrassed haha.
Paul: Also my phone now has Cheetor in its spellcheck dictionary...
Me:
Paul: I can’t wait for Black Arachnia’s new bod.
Me: Next episode is about her I think.
Paul: omg yes
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