Wednesday, September 23, 2020

There He Is, My Little Guy

EPISODE 43: CUTTING EDGE


Paul: Episode 43

Paul: CUTTING EDGE

Paul: haha

Paul: hahahahahahaha

Paul: Holy shit.

Paul: Where do I start?

Paul: Okay so in the first 3 minutes

Paul: early man is as ugly as fuck and picking flowers, then is ATTACKED by a ROBOT DINOSAUR.

Paul: Then the dinosaur has LASER EYE-BEAMS.

Paul: Then it tries to EAT THE KIDS and the little girl screams for a solid hour.

Paul: And they it is defeated by the Maximals and also the ancient Beastwarian custom of a comical rock comically falling on somebody.

Paul: I never knew ancient Earth had so many structurally unsound rock formations!

Paul: jesus chriiiiiiiist

Me: There he is my little guy

Me: Isn’t he cute

Paul: The new dinobots?

Paul: Sexual harassment lol

Paul: Fucking Cheetor haha.

Me: It’s ok they’re robots, they don’t really have gender.

Paul: Cheetor wants to get her to cheaaattt.

Paul: Also he's goony af.

Paul: As flan.

Paul: Um also the only woman got the childcare job, hahaha.
 
Paul: I love Megatron's fucking voice.

Paul: Did that actor do anything else?

Me: He’s read Star Trek audiobooks!

Paul: ?!

Paul: Cry 'Havoc!,' and let slip the dogs of war!

Paul: Hahahaha!

Paul: Jesus crhsit this guy

Paul: Was he a Shakespearean actor?

Me: He and Optimus Primal also did the voices for Megatron and Optimus Prime in the three follow-up unrelated Transformers anime dubs.

Me: Idk I think he just does general voiceover work.

Paul: Lol Megatron uses the distraction created by the exterior attack to draw ppl away from the base and take it.

Paul: I have wondered why he hasn't done this...only every episode.

Paul: Quickstrike is an awful character.

Paul: Well really, at this point the designs are all equally hideous.

Paul: Okay he is punched by a comically large metal fist booby trap.

Paul: Then stars float around his head...

Paul: I viscerally hate America.

Paul: The stars are ANIMATED in 3D.

Paul: God.

Me: It’s a cartoon!

Paul: There he is my little guy

Paul: Isn't he cute

Paul: What is that?

Paul: haha

Paul: Cartoons are satanic.

Me: I have no idea

Paul: That's awesome though.

Paul: What a fucking random thing to say.

Paul: All the random for being so boring.

Paul: And then...ATTACK THE CYBER CONTROLS.

Paul: THAT'S WHERE THEY'RE VULNERABLE.

Paul: Of course.

Paul: ha

Paul: The Cheetor love thing is physcially painful to me.

Me: Bruh have you seen her polygons.

Me: Dammmmmmn.

Me: Dinobot was Piccolo on DBZ.

Paul: Hahahahahaha

Paul: Who else could he have been?

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