Saturday, October 3, 2020

A Fantastic and Spectacular Voyage… Through the Predacon Body… Into the Core Consciousness.

EPISODE 48: CROSSING THE RUBICON


Paul: Whhaaaaat ?????

Paul: Beast Wars...written by D C Fontana?

Paul: Black Arachnia desperately wants to change her body.

Paul: Is this the bulimia episode?

Paul: With all these men worrying about what’s going on inside a woman I’m getting serious Rosemary’s Baby vibes.

Paul: OMGGGGG

Paul: I’m getting TREMENDOUS Bones vines from Rhinox!!! The growling doctor talking about a risky medical procedure haha.

Paul: The only problem is... IT’S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE.

Paul: omg omg omg this is a treat.

Paul: And then she goes out under the moon to reflect on fate.

Paul: Awesome. I love character drama.

Paul: Ooooo “you’re only a predacon because of Tarantulus.”

Paul: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQmzp-NA5PM

Paul: Haha Rattrap gets bullied by white knights.

Paul: It’s always such a hard question... who do I hate more, all men or all women?

Me: Most men or all women.

Paul: All men or most women.

Paul: Transmen or fallen women.

Paul: Unwed mothers or fuccboiz.

Me: #NotAllMen

Paul: #YesBlackArachnia

Paul: Dude this ep is chill.

Paul: I like having B A as the center of attention, it’s nice that she gets her own episode. Well I guess that’s happened before.

Paul: But it feels realer this time.

Me: She just had her own episode two episodes ago.

Paul: All the boys are worried and half are in love with her haha.

Paul: Though it doesn’t feel very Mary Sue somehow idk.

Paul: Ummm.

Paul: They’re sending a tiny blimp inside of her.

Me: Fantastic Voyage the evil right out of her.

Paul: Is this a sex ed video?

Paul: Never seen Fantastic Voyage.

Paul: Seems cool though.

Paul: Dude what is this episode.

Paul: Like, the Predacons actually attack for a real reason.

Paul: And we get the rubber ducky!!

Paul: But normally they just attack cuz.

Paul: Dude this ep rocks, she literally died.

Paul: And now the ALIEN ARTIFACT is glowing

Paul: with what I swear to god is a sound effect from TOS

Me: Maybe DC Fontana brought it with her.

Paul: She’s fucking cool though!

Paul: Oh dang now B A is COOL.

Paul: I want to see Silverbolt kill Tarantulus tho.

Me: Silverbolt is a beta.

Paul: BA: “Some crabs never know when to let go!” is this about the VD?

Paul: Haha

Paul: First half of ep was better than second half.

Me: It was an episode about women’s problems like body dysmorphia, venereal disease, and breast reduction.

Paul: Ah so it couldn’t help but be a little stupid got you.

Me: Only four episodes left!

Me: What will happen?

Paul: idk will I ever find out who these dumb aliens are what built this rock?

Paul: Are they the Talosians?

Paul: Was it the Talosians all along?

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