EPISODE 49: MASTER BLASTER
Paul: EP 49: MASTER BLASTER
Paul: WRITTEN BY not d c fontana oh well.
Paul: Dude, she like JUST died.
Paul: December 2, 2019.
Paul: Alright so um
Paul: Megatron immediately winds and sexually harasses Black Arachnia.
Paul: Cool.
Paul: So Megatron wants to gay-kiss Megatron, gotcha.
Paul: Duude the shit around his spar is gnarly AF.
Paul: Like, six layers of armor, an artichoke, and a tentacle.
Paul: Drop him in the lava, One Ring-style.
Paul: Quickstrike the murderous hillbilly from the Old West is growing on me as a character.
Paul: Wow this must have blown your mind as a kid.
Paul: I do like a little change, a little twist.
Paul: Then again p. sure he's not dead aha.
Paul: Megatron Rex's dumb, anyways, cuz original Optimus looks a lot fucking better than original Megatron.
Paul: Just better design.
Paul: He's gonna look like shit.
Paul: hahahaha a DRAGON??
Paul: That
Paul: makes no sense.
Paul: Also ice powers lol.
Paul: Hahaha awesome.
Paul: God fucking dammit, WHO are the builders aliens and WHEN do we see them?
Me: Next episoddddddddd.
Paul: Good!
Paul: Time for the big finale!
Me: We know from Skyrim that dragons can breathe either fire or ice.
Paul: Or just shout loud.
EPISODE 50: OTHER VICTORIES
Paul: hhahaa they're baaack!
Paul: Thank god Samurai and Smaller Gay Samurai are back in the picture.
Paul: And everybody was nice to them at the end, and they got a WELCOME HOME from Optimus!
Paul: Wow this is a lot better than that time corporate had them make a zombie Dinobot.
Paul: Also, things are coming to a close.
Paul: Cool.
Me: Now that all the characters have been introduced and achieved their final forms you can finally make your definitive ranking.
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